When Shotgun Weddings Go Wrong...

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    That was inspired!
     
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    Those subtitles absolutely slay me. Hysterical!!!!
     
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    I got a good laugh out of that
     
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    In a manner of speaking this is kind of a comedy line in and of itself.

    A few years ago, Jay Leno held up an advertisement for a care facility for the elderly.

    The advertisement stated: "We care for your loved one with Alzheimer's so well, we make them forget they have it!" Considering what Alzheimers does, having an Alzheimer's patient forget something is not a difficult task.

    I would think that when one is involved in a "Shotgun Wedding" it would be an indicator that something has already gone wrong.

    The only one so far to ever profit from this kind of situation and he was smart enough to turn and run was Levi Johnson.
     
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    I'm surprised at you Dreamer. Promoting racial stereotypes. :tongue:
     
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    Thank you FuzzyKen, you're very perceptive. My creation was inspired by the Palin debacle.:smile:
     
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    "But, but, she didn't mean anything to me....just another pussy in the alley"
     
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    that cat madd weird noises
     
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    However Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin recently revealed they are again engaged to be married:

    Bristol will wear Herrera; camo for Levi, Tripp - TODAY People - TODAYshow.com

    And in yet another unexpected development, Bristol might not marry Levi as he may have made another girl pregnant:

    Levi Johnston Ex Lanesia Garcia Pregnant: Bristol Palin Wedding Off?
     
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    "Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception."

    One of three fathers that were with her during the probable week? Damn, that girl gets around.
     
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    That was SO not what I expected. Thanks for the good laugh!
     
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    You're welcome justmenical.

    Update:Lanesia G. has stated Levi is not the father of her unborn child:

    Bristol reportedly ends engagement to Levi - Entertainment - Celebrities - TODAYshow.com


    But Bristol has called the wedding off:

    Bristol Palin Calls Off Engagement, Says Levi Is "Obsessed" With Fame | RadarOnline.com



    :AR15firing::rocketwhore:
     
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    Go live with your slut! Go! Go before I call the police!
     
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