When The Church Bells Ring....

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  1. jakeatolla

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    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
    went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
    grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
    died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
    making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother
    that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for
    trouble.
    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
    advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
    bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
    and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
    Dong."
    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
    the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
     
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    Lolololololol
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    would that make them a couple of geriatric ding-a-lings?
     
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