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Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by sheldon, Oct 7, 2006.
When wearing a kilt, how do you guys take a piss?
You just have to lift it up...or sit down on the toilet
I have worn kilts at family weddings. Highland regiments in British Army are actually instructed on how to pee.
In field conditions the Highlander trooper has to kneel on one knee so making a tent within kilt and pisses on the ground.
Generally, I use my dick to pee, no matter my attire....
the other answers are good too
Just push the sporan o the side and lift up the kilt. No problem. However it can be a bt horrible when you realise how much splashback you get. You cen feel loads of tiny bits of pee hitting your legs. I've only been in one hotel that has specially designed urinals that minimise the splashback, and it's because they have formal blacktie dinners at least once a week.
it's easier to stand up peeing, it you'r sitting down you've got to bunch the back of the kilt and hold it to stop it dipping int he bowl. Going for a a pee in a kilt's great, but taking a dump's horrible
Would never think of sitting down to pee wearing the kilt or not. Not as easy to pee when in the kilt as whipping your dick out of your breeks but just move the sporran aside and lift up the kilt - obvious really
Very slight splash back is evident when in the kilt but I believe it would be there when in trousers too - just dont feel it then.
Enjoy very much the freedom of the kilt
HEY!!! Why didn't someone tell me there was a new kilt thread? :tongue:
Um, doesn't everyone just lift and go? I mean, what other options are there?
usually over the nearest pig....
sorry...that was rude but i couldnt resist it..... i usually flip the sporran to one side and jus lift the front .... nothing sexier than a man wearing a kilt...
I do the same. Pull the sporran to the side, and lift front of kilt. You'd be surprised at the number of sideways glances I get. Usually try to stand near the corner. I'm quite bashful.
Wearing the kilt is pleasantly warm due to many yards of woollen material in the pleats. Many people ask, "Isn't it cold and draughty?"
When I get an erection, I press against the sporran and push the pole into a downwards direction.:redface: :redface: