When will you die?

[Drifterwood]

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

OMG - March 30th 2056. That's nearly another 50 years of me. I can't imagine my post count by then.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Saturday, October 18, 2025

You poor slobs have to put up with me for another 20 years.

I'll be 50!


Us pessimists don't seem to have a long shelf life.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Saturday July 25th, 2065.

I will be 83. Ugh.

 

[Axcess]

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

OMG - March 30th 2056. That's nearly another 50 years of me. I can't imagine my post count by then.

March 2033 but I put pessimistic because I'm feeling down today .

 

[dong20]

Feb 12, 200

 

[tvilleguy70]

December 4, 2017....I will be 47 yrs old......

Guess that is longer than I originally anticipated back in 1994 when I tested HIV+....since I've only got less than 10 years, I guess I should go out and suck all the cocks I can!!!!! LOL

 

[Mandee]

Thursday, February 12, 2065​

Wow... that's exactly 57 years from today. I will be 77 years old.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Wednesday, March 4, 2048

The clock clearly is way off.

 

[SteveHd]

Thursday, October 3, 2030

Age 74 would be very optimistic if my family history is factored in.

Assuming it's accurate, it's depressing to think I have only another two decades.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Feb 12, 200

You've been dead a while then?

Mine said Saturday, November 11, 2051 - that'd put me at 78.

That was normal mode. Pesimistic mode gives me Wednesday, October 1, 2036.

 

[deleted3782]

Friday, December 25, 2020

Merry Bloody Christmas to me! I only have 12 years left!

Stupid death clock...

 

[Ethyl]

It could be Feb 1, 2071

or January 17, 2060

or Feb 19, 2065

or Janurary 23, 2068

depending on which one I want to believe. Yes, I clicked on "calculate" four times with the same info.

 

[Lng_1]

same here.... multiple clicks... multiple dates.... perhaps mulitple orgasms??? lol

 

[ZOS23xy]

Sept 2047. Possible. In my family, I've grandparents who hit 90+, My parents are alive, at 88 and 83.

 

[The Dragon]

Saturday, April 5, 2064.

How suprised am I.

 

[DC_DEEP]

According to the death clock, I died 12 years ago. I think I type pretty well for a corpse.

 

[No_Strings]

After multiple clicks with the same info, this website has aided me in discovering that I will die. Most likely some time in the future. Huzzah!

 

[Adrian69702006]

Saturday March 8th 2036, I'm told In other words the world's got another 28 years of me yet, by which time I'll be 72 - perish the thought.

I think we have to remember though that the 'clock' only works on the fairly limited criteria of people's age, height, weight and smoking habits. It can't really take account of other factors which may lengthen or shorten one's life.

 

[Pecker]

March 4, 2031, a date which will live in infamy.

 

[Charles Finn]

July 9th 2051
thats what it told me