When you are about to cum

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by ericbear@May 26 2004, 11:17 PM

You say "filth" like it's a bad thing!

Not if it's done right!

 

[Mr. Big Stuff]

Originally posted by pantythief@May 27 2004, 12:34 PM
just to tease me I think

Or maybe she is just comfortable around you and doesn't know that you blow in her panties?

 

[madame_zora]

ewwww, this thread is taking on a rather high "ick" factor. Too close to incest for my comfort level.

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by madame_zora@May 27 2004, 04:04 PM
ewwww, this thread is taking on a rather high "ick" factor. Too close to incest for my comfort level.

Well, Mme., it's a good thing you aren't related to anybody on the board.

You'd hate to know what fantasies your picture/avatar is inspiring!

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Originally posted by bilbobagginsx@May 27 2004, 10:46 PM

You'd hate to know what fantasies your picture/avatar is inspiring!

Second the motion!

SG

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by madame_zora@May 27 2004, 08:04 PM
ewwww, this thread is taking on a rather high "ick" factor. Too close to incest for my comfort level.

I agree. We should steer clear of the borderline incest references and head right on into sex with livestock instead! :wacko:

 

[dfox7.3x5]

As Woody Allen said to the question "Is sex dirty?" "It is if it's done right."

 

[madame_zora]

Pecker, you wanna be my big Daddy? lol, couldn't resist! I can only hope my avatar is having the same reaction with the str8 guys that all these beautiful cocks have on me. Hope the gay and bi guys at least find it amusing, but this IS lpsg, not l"b"sg, after all. Sometimes, I cum in my OWN panties, but they are mine to do with what I wish, and I never put them back in the drawer that way!
DMW, The closest I ever came to beastiality was this crazy roommate I had back in the day used to have a dinosaur stuffed animal that she would put a condom on his tail and fuck herself with it! Of course, she would position herself somewhere that I would walk in on her. That was pretty f'ing wierd.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Is it wrong to envy a dinosaur?

 

[madame_zora]

Didn't think you had to, love

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, don't you worry, there MZ, no one'd ever take your place.

Balling with BARNEY, huh? A DINO dildo?

 

[13788]

pantythief:

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER@May 28 2004, 07:34 AM
Is it wrong to envy a dinosaur?

I once caught my stepsister
humping her teddybear
lucky teddybear

 

[Pecker]

Good grief!

Mom, wear latex gloves when picking up your daughter's room - and whatever you do don't smell the toys!

 

[13788]

judy angel: Well it IS her panties... not HER
So I still think if it was me and I found out i'd be horrified!
I mean if you asked, well at least she knows....
and maybe is astep towards acting on the fantasy??
And in my opinion.... stepsisters are definately
OUT OF BOUNDS!!

 

[13788]

BRMSTN69: O.K. maybe its time fore a new post about incest?

P.S. I blow my load allover my chest{and if its really good take a couple hits off my inhaler and wait to recover) then mop up with a towel.

 

[madame_zora]

Thanx, BRMSTN69, that was a "whiff of fresh air" after some of this nastiness! A good cumshot to clear the mind of impurities...

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER@May 27 2004, 11:34 PM
Is it wrong to envy a dinosaur?

Just remember the danger of Cretaceous cosmic catastrophe.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@May 28 2004, 02:51 AM
Oh, don't you worry, there MZ, no one'd ever take your place.

Balling with BARNEY, huh? A DINO dildo?

Let's see: A triceratops tryst? A slut for stegosaurus? Archaeopteryx action?

Jon (This thread's been a Jurassic lark.)

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

So, does anyone think Barney is hung? I mean, check out the size of his thighs!

By the way, do any of you guys "orgasm yourself to sleep?" I think it's great, screw insomia, a few minutes with "Ms thunder" and I'm gone.

 

[Pecker]

I learned very young that if I found myself tossing and turning, unable to sleep, that a good whackoff would do the trick every time.

Eventually it became a preventative measure and continues to this day (night).