When you are about to cum

[jonb]

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER@Jun 1 2004, 12:21 AM
So, does anyone think Barney is hung? I mean, check out the size of his thighs!

Well, I don't know: Usually, penises aren't seen in fossils. Only certain mammals have a baculum in the first place.

But I know you're the most hung trilobite alive. LOL

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

A woodlouse is not a trilobite though. (Okay, there's some evolutionary history, altough whether they decended from the trilobite or "stole it's idea for structure is another thing).

http://www.geocities.com/~gregmck/woodlice/recipes.htm
Some people are just a little "sad".

 

[jonb]

It looked like a trilobite to me.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

I think you'd know them as Pillbugs.

 

[13788]

JDL: i usually have a towl ready but sometimes the urge calls for a quick one so ill worry about clean up later!

 

[13788]

joe22xxx: I'm very much like Dee. My orgasms are real intense & it takes me some time to recover from them. I also pop off a lot of cum, so it usually soaks my whole chest & stomach...sometimes it reaches my hair & face. I like the way it feels dried on my body too. Sometimes I eat my loads too if I'm really horny.

 

[13788]

dalton321: I usually eat mine too. Best protein ever!

 

[13788]

ancelus: If I'm extremely turned on and feeling kind of kinky, I like to lie on my back, throw my legs over my shoulders, aim my cock at my mouth and open wide! I love blasting myself in the face with a monster load. Feels like I'm in a Peter North movie!
Otherwise I just mop up with a sock or whatever afterwards.

 

[13788]

lickitysplit: I am am jacking off, I just blow it in a nearby cup or the bathroom sink.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Somedays if I happen to be standing up, I cum so hard it looks like one of those nature films where you see the cobra spitting venom. Of course, after that, I got to sit down or pass out.

 

[13788]

HornyVeteranSJ: Gotta have Bounty pts or a cum towel ready. I use hand lotion as lube so I like to clean up after I jizz. I haven't j/o and let the cum shoot on my body in a long time. When I'm j/o alone (almost everyday) I don't shoot that much, but if I'm having sex with someone I shoot like a mad man!!! Also if I've been letting it build and I'm alone j/o I can make a serious mess. As for noise, the more ejaculate, the more noise I make. I buck like a bronco!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by jonb+May 31 2004, 07:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jonb @ May 31 2004, 07:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@May 28 2004, 02:51 AM
Oh, don&#39;t you worry, there MZ, no one&#39;d ever take your place.

Balling with BARNEY, huh? A DINO dildo?

Let&#39;s see: A triceratops tryst? A slut for stegosaurus? Archaeopteryx action?

Jon (This thread&#39;s been a Jurassic lark.) [/b][/quote]
Hmm, how about a rimjob from a raptor? Now that&#39;s a hell of a way to really get your ass eaten out, and then some&#33;&#33; :lol:

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Well,being uncircumsized-I think about Tina Small,and huge 84 inches.then cum into my foreskin.I find it a get catch for messes.

 

[jonb]

84 inches? What&#39;s eight feet long and why haven&#39;t I heard of it?

 

[14x8thck]

When I started jerking I just used to let it fly wherever it went then I noticed that I had destroyed a wall in my bedroom. Our maid used to scrub the wall down and never thought anything of it. Years later we joked about it in addition to all the PORN that I kept under my bed.
As I got older and was not in such a rush I started to blow it on my chest, head, headboard etc. Then I found out about throwing my legs over my head.MMMMMMNNNNN. What i realized that if you are thinking about what and how you are going to clean up, it is a buzz kill. Like Dee said in the begining of this post I normally have to regain my composure and cum back down to earth. G-D sex is great&#33; B)

 

[13788]

wjb1969: I masturbate a tremendous amount (3-6 times each day) and just throw my head back, yell, howl, scream and pump my semen to wherever it lands (most often over my head, face, chest, neck). I eat what I can, let the rest dry right on me (where it isn&#39;t visible to the rest of the world).

 

[hotdogmustard]

Most of the time I am trying to concentrate on having the best possible orgasm. Getting lost in the moment is most common. Sometimes, particularly if I have not released on my normal schedule, I will make sure that I am getting the visual on the event. When I am taking care of myself and time is not as issue, I will often enjoy prolonging the event, which as I am sure most of you know makes that moment spectacular. I've been working on getting to that amazing feeling of the onset of orgasm and keeping that sensation going as long as possible. Figuring out just the right degree of pressure and speed has been fantastic. I heard someone recently say something about "a lifetime of education" and laughed to myself about how for masturbation, that has proven to be my case.

 

[seattlelargecock]

I almost always blow directly into some paper towels or toilet paper.

 

[Krusader]

Enjoy it

 

[habely7]

When it is a quickie I usually try to have a towel or something nearby for an easy cleanup, but when I get a chance to lay down and really try and enjoy my orgasm I like to just shoot everywhere and enjoy the bliss.