When you are alone, and think no one is around....

Scrufuss

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When you are alone, in complete privacy, and you know there is no chance of anyone seeing or hearing you, what do you do? What things do you do that you would NEVER EVER DO if someone is around?
Examples...
Do you say silly made up words to your pussy? (your feline, people. Stay with me here)
Do you vacuum while dancing in your boxers?
Do you make faces and answer your own questions?

Be honest, this is an anonymous site, you know..
 

D_Ivana Dickenside

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i do everything that would make people want to stay away from me... fart loudly, burp like a man, pick my nose, adjust my bra and boobs, scratch my pussy when it's itchy, scratch AND pick my butt, fluff my hair, and pick my eye boogers. sometimes i'll rub my clit a little bit too.
 

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i do everything that would make people want to stay away from me... fart loudly, burp like a man, pick my nose, adjust my bra and boobs, scratch my pussy when it's itchy, scratch AND pick my butt, fluff my hair, and pick my eye boogers. sometimes i'll rub my clit a little bit too.

Well as long as you don't smell your finger after I guess it is OK.