When you are alone, in complete privacy, and you know there is no chance of anyone seeing or hearing you, what do you do? What things do you do that you would NEVER EVER DO if someone is around? Examples... Do you say silly made up words to your pussy? (your feline, people. Stay with me here) Do you vacuum while dancing in your boxers? Do you make faces and answer your own questions? Be honest, this is an anonymous site, you know..