When you are alone, and think no one is around....

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  1. Scrufuss

    Scrufuss New Member

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    When you are alone, in complete privacy, and you know there is no chance of anyone seeing or hearing you, what do you do? What things do you do that you would NEVER EVER DO if someone is around?
    Examples...
    Do you say silly made up words to your pussy? (your feline, people. Stay with me here)
    Do you vacuum while dancing in your boxers?
    Do you make faces and answer your own questions?

    Be honest, this is an anonymous site, you know..
     
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    jack off and pick my nose...maybe my ass...yes this was gross...but he asked
     
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    Scrufuss New Member

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    I never ask questions unless I want the answer folks, do not hold back.
    We are all only human.
     
  4. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    i do everything that would make people want to stay away from me... fart loudly, burp like a man, pick my nose, adjust my bra and boobs, scratch my pussy when it's itchy, scratch AND pick my butt, fluff my hair, and pick my eye boogers. sometimes i'll rub my clit a little bit too.
     
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    Well as long as you don't smell your finger after I guess it is OK.
     
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    Sing cheesy 80s music as loud as I can.....

    Talk to my dogs like they are going to answer me....

    Take business calls nude....
     
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    Love it cheesy..
     
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    adjust my big dick, or bulge area
     
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    I sing out loud, watch porn, do some cam shows, take long showers.
     
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    haha no, there is no smelling of the fingers :cool:
     
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