When you first saw a big cock (lassies only)

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  1. rooster

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    Hey

    I'm not one of you beasts....and i don't care too much about the whole deal...

    But i am fascinated what goes on in the female brain, heart, clit,when you see a big nob

    It turns me on....it's shite...but it's the case

    And the one thing that really fascinates me is how or what women feel when they are first confronted with a beast.

    So if you wanna post about it, that would be just dandy.

    Laters x
     
  2. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    I for one never saw Lassie's cock.
    Bitch of a question but: Did you?
    But if I had ... "Woof!"
     
  3. DaveyR

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    I can't tell you because I'm not a Lassie
     
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    This lassie loves cock.
     
  5. sares

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    while I appreciate the honesty, the transparent request for jo material isn't very inspiring to a girl with limited time to write

    there are lots of threads here that deal with this subject... read around
     
  6. curious n str8

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    Spoiled sport :popcorn: :joke:
     
  7. Gisella

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    I agree with Sares...use search and read about it...

    Who and what is Lassies? Female dogs???:confused:
     
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    Woof
     
  9. B_Stronzo

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    I think, Gisella, the individual must be Scottish.:confused:
     
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    I believe so too, although it should be noted that quite a few of the Lassies were played by dogs rather than bitches. So rather like life at LPSG in that regard. :rolleyes:
     
  11. stud_hunter

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    Lassie is a slang expression meaning "ladies." I don't really think it's a rude term or derrogatory. It's kind of like you might call a guy a "lad."
    As for the thread, yeah, the poster is obvious pining for j/o material. That certainly doesn't make me want to answer. In the future, just remember it's possible to ask these questions in a way that suggests your motivation is intellectual curiosity (I'd say you were doing well until the last sentence). But if you word your post to sound like you'll be laying back and doing your biznass while you read the responses, ewwww.
    Thank you for your time, and this soapbox :biggrin1: .
     
  12. Wonderboy

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    Lass is the normal term. The lass and the lad go hand in hand...etc.

    Lassies may actually be an insult although it is a colloquialism used in other places, just not where I'm from.

    I also don't say lass, I say girl...lass is a bit dated really. It tends to be older people that use that word.

    Kim Catrall played a character in Porky's who was nicknamed Lassie. Because she howled like a dog when she came...
     
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    If you're ever on jepordy and the category "Lassie(s)" comes up you're going to clean fucking house.
     
  14. sares

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    I don't know, I rarely find those subtle either. sometimes when reading here it's like stepping through an alley in bare feet at night, trying not to find anything pointy. or wet.
     
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    *scrapes the squished slug from the bottom of her foot*
     
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    rooster:

    The first truly big, hard cock that I saw was when I was 23 years old. My comment to him was, "Is that gonna fit". LOL.

    Hugs and Kisses,

    Karmen
     
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    Ms Swan on Mad TV:

    "hey! I not you bitch"
     
  18. stud_hunter

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    Oh, no doubt. But I assume most guys, or at least most straight guys, are here on this site largely for j/o material. I think if we don't realize that we're fooling ourselves. So I'd settle for them just not being quite so obvious about it, perhaps asking a question like they're interested and not because they think I'm here to turn them on.
     
  19. sares

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    lol... you're right. I really have learned a lot from many of the more educational threads, but that's not why everyone is here... I can hardly rain on anyone's masturbatory parade. I will just try to skip the threads that seem to be transparent I guess. it's not harming anyone that dudes are lookin' for a little fuel, we just don't have to provide it if we don't want to.
     
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    Ruff Ruff......Ruff...Ruff...Howwwwwl...translation..."Timmy! Get away from me with that! Howwwwwwwl"
     
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