When You Go To Hell................

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Matthew said:
Well, it hurt my feelings initially.
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Yes.
The guy (was that you, Matthew?) reacted with surprise, then hurt feelings(guess he liked that CD). But, he took it off immediately. HaHaHa.
Matthew, I'm sorry to have hurt your feelings so long ago. But, you see, it helped to make you stronger........................:biggrin1:

*GoneA pulls on boots*
 

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madame_zora said:
Kenny Rogers will be reprising his entire career.


Yeah, by singing "Jesus Loves Me" (HexHector Triumphant Go-Go Fluffer Remix) and "Jesus Loves Me" (Thunderpuss Hands On Healing Remix) mixed back and forth;back and forth in an gay bar with Whitney Houston and Celine
Dion doing backup vocals. Hehehehehehehe
 

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Elvis Presley's "In the Ghetto."

Followed by John Lennon and Yoko singing their "Christmas Song". I don't know the exact title. I stick my fingers in my ears whenever it plays it's so godawful bad. Thank God I won't have to hear it again until next December.


"...and a HAPPY NEW YEEEAAARRR. We hope it's a good one.....without any FEAR...."
:yikes:
 

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GoneA said:
ooh-hoo, stop it.


please.
It's nice to hear you beg.

Hell music part 2: Anything by Avril Lavigne. That little harpy is fraying my last nerve.
 

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I'm already there... I OWN hell...


No. THe music would be some of this "music" that these talentless people do. In other words, Rap. My gaw, there is a song called "Move Bitch". Here are the lyrics:

Ludacris in his song said:
[chorus 2x: ludacris]

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

[ludacris]
Oh no! the fight’s out
I’ma ’bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the fuck back, guard ya grill
There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still
I’ve been drankin’ and bustin’ two
And I been thankin’ of bustin’ you
Upside ya motherfuckin’ forehead
And if your friends jump in, ohhh gurrlll, they’ll be mo’ dead
Causin’ confusion, disturbin tha peace
Since not into lution’, we run in the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? no nigga!
I’m doin’ a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck outta my way
I’m d.u.i., hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the fuck over

[chorus]

[mystikal over second chorus]
Bitch! watch out, watch out, watch out
Bitch! watch out, watch out, watch out, move

Here I come, there I go
Uh oh! don’t jump bitch, move
You see them headlights? you hear that fuckin’ crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I’m comin’ through
Hit the stage and knock the girlies down
I fuck the crowd up - that’s what I do
Young and successful - a sex symbol
The bitches want me to fuck - true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
Oh wazzzupp, get my dick sucked, what are yoouu doin’?
Sidelinin’ my fuckin’ bussiness
Tryin’ to get my paper, child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these fuckin’ t.v.’s and jewelry bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain’t bitter, I don’t give a fuck
But i’ma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus

[chorus]

[i-20 over second chorus]
Bring it, get ’em

Too bad I’m on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I’ll be right back
We buyin’ bars out, showin’ scars out
We heard there’s hoes out, so we brought the cars out
Grab the peels cuz we robbin’ tonight
Beat the shit outta security, we startin a fight
I got a fifth of the remy, fuck the belve and ’cris
I’m sellin’ shit up in the club like I work in the bitch
Fuck the dress codes, it’s street clothes, we all street niggaz
We on the dance floor, throwin’ bows, beatin’ up niggaz
I’m from the d.e.c., tryin’ to disrespect d.t.p.
And watch the bottles start flyin’ from the v.i.p.
Fuck this rap shit, we clap bitch, two in your body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move bitch, get out the way hoe
All you faggot motherfuckers make way for 2-0
So...

[chorus]

[whistling]

Wow
:yikes: :scared2: :pat: :eek22:
 

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I actually love hip hop. And Luda, the Mouth of the South, one of the greats. PC? Hell no. But the truth is that many songs which I would not uphold as anthems of women's or anyone else's liberation have been heard blaring out of my car radio.

I’m doin’ a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck outta my way
I’m d.u.i., hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the fuck over

Hahaha. Move out the way.
 

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Pecker said:
William Shatner singing Mr. Tamborine Man.

Nothing against Mr. Tambourine Man, I love that song. What'll be playing in my hell could be any rap, no matter from whom it comes, any Whitney Houston stuff, any sloppy pop-girlie-trying-to-go-serious-stuff remakes of 60s/70s hits, Last Christmas or any U2 stuff. Not to forget all those 90s boy groups.
 

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ClaireTalon said:
Nothing against Mr. Tambourine Man, I love that song. What'll be playing in my hell could be any rap, no matter from whom it comes, any Whitney Houston stuff, any sloppy pop-girlie-trying-to-go-serious-stuff remakes of 60s/70s hits, Last Christmas or any U2 stuff. Not to forget all those 90s boy groups.
Why Claire! What a varied hell you'll have! You'll never be bored there, that's for sure.
 

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headbang8 said:
Why Claire! What a varied hell you'll have! You'll never be bored there, that's for sure.

It's not varied. You can tie up all the remakes, Boy Band shit and the U2-stuff, take one out of each as deterrence and burn the rest. So, not such a varied hell altogether.
 

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I can stand most types of music, but Rap does get to me.

So, I'd say I'd say I'd turn up and have Eminem stripping while singing any song he ever did.

I'm not sure why he'd be stripping, but he repulses me with clothes on, so presumably the lack thereof would intensify the repulsion.