When you know he's lying about his dick

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I knew a guy from college, and he was, at the time, a closet case in the extreme. He was obviously gay, but, at a religious school, he wildly overcompensated, once singlehandedly getting a campus screening of "RENT" (the 2005 movie version) shut down over its content. Nobody was surprised when his gay dating site profiles were all under the same screen name as his public email and used his Facebook profile pictures.

But then, several years later, I discovered a tumblr that used that same screen name, one that reblogged gay porn, and, down at the bottom, along with several pictures of this same guy, was a picture of his dick.

Feeling a little like poking at him, I messaged him on Facebook, and asked him about the Tumblr. He said it wasn't his, that he'd never had a tumblr, and that his cock was "way bigger." I said "Pics or it didn't happen," and he responded with three photos that were clearly taken as screenshots, rather than from a phone's camera (it had his battery meter, etc.). He also said he would contact tumblr to get the blog taken down (which still hasn't happened). I mentioned this to another college friend, who laughed, then went hunting through this guy's old Facebook photos to dig up more than a dozen including a blanket that could be seen in the tumblr picture.

Surely he could have figured out how transparent the lie was, and, on top of all things, while the original photo was slightly shrimpy-looking, it was still, I would say, noticeably above average size.

Anybody else have similar experiences?
 
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I remember a guy from school who constantly bragged on how long his dick was. It seemed dick size was all he ever thought about and he constantly told his peers how large his was. At that time I believed him just because of what he said and I considered him to be a total stud. He was very tall and very handsome, so the idea of a big cock went with his visage well. Just a couple of years ago a female friend happened to tell me a story about the very guy. She ended up getting with him one night and she said he was so small that she was embarrassed for him. Shattered my perception of him, lol. Not making fun of him, just interesting..
 

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Most guys that brag about having a huge penis turn out to be grossly exaggerating :rolleyes:

It's usually the quiet ones that pull the monsters out of their pants :p
My personal experience would corroborate such a hypothesis, but I also have noticed after the fact that some of the guys with very large penises have dropped subtle hints of which I barely took note at the time. And I mean really subtle hints; guys who pretend to be dropping subtle hints that are in actuality not so subtle tend to fall toward the exaggerating side.
 
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Can't say I ever been that pressed by someone else big talk. Big dick, medium size dick, little dick I always to busy trying figure out is going to suck my dick
 

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when i was 24 at job crops everyone that was taking a smoke break saw my huge morning wood. in the dorm

I became popular overnight no one directly ask about it but they eye full of it. my roomate got a good look at it too. he had woken me up but did not notice i was awaken .he was just jaw dropped and had a hard time looking away dead stare for 3 seconds

I never heard from the other roommates about their. "so called 8 incher" again.
 

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Most guys that brag about having a huge penis turn out to be grossly exaggerating :rolleyes:

It's usually the quiet ones that pull the monsters out of their pants :p

I agree. I stay silent whenever these size discussions come up, i'd like to think of it as quiet confidence ^^". It's always the very vocal ones that are not packing and have to compensate for it by being very aggressive and straightforward about it.

I get a kick out of it when women tell other women about it and the guys pretend that they don't care, sitting there with a frozen smile and their big mouths shut. :p
 

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Wayy, back when I was a kid. I remember my friends always exaggerated about their penis sizes.

Lots of Adverbs.
Big as a whale, long as a tree, wide as a fire hydrant and so on.
Definitely they were lying; but it was still full as hell :D
 
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Most guys that brag about having a huge penis turn out to be grossly exaggerating :rolleyes:

It's usually the quiet ones that pull the monsters out of their pants :p

Which is the best way to "surprise" a girl, it's like Christmas :D

And it's so disappointing when someone talks a big game, but then brings out the little league. :(
 
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I got a small dick and that's the way it is. Gotta work with the set of cards I was dealt.

At least your honest about it! Small isn't a bad thing, the best sex I've had has been with smaller or average sized guys. They have a nice way of hitting my g-spot, so don't look at it as a bad thing. Plus you're easier to blow ;)
 

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I was recently turned down by a girl because she considered my penis to be too big and didn't want to try to figure out another solution for sex. I was naturally down, and asked a couple of friends if they thought 9 inches was too big for a lot of women in general. I didn't ask my closest friends because they're very underendowed and didn't want to make then think I was just bragging. How'd, one of the other guys I asked either was trying to salvage my ego or knock me down a peg because he not only told me 9 inches is average, but that he had one as well. long story short, I asked his wife (and another of my friend's wife) about my size and she just happened to reveal that her husband was, in fact, average. I'm not mad because I don't know his intentions, but it's interesting that he lied to me the way he did either way.
 
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