Where A Driver Is From...

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by windtalkerways, Mar 26, 2006.

  1. windtalkerways

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    1. One hand on wheel,
      one hand on horn:
      CHICAGO
    2. One hand on wheel,
      middle finger out window:
      NEW YORK
    3. One hand on wheel,
      middle finger out window,
      cutting across all lanes of traffic:
      NEW JERSEY
    4. One hand on wheel,
      one hand on newspaper,
      foot solidly on accelerator
      BOSTON
    5. One hand on wheel,
      one hand on nonfat
      double decaf cappuccino,
      cradling cell phone,
      brick on accelerator,
      gun in lap:
      LOS ANGELES
    6. Both hands on wheel,
      eyes shut,
      both feet on brake,
      quivering in terror:
      OHIO,
      but driving in
      CALIFORNIA
    7. Both hands in air,
      gesturing,
      both feet on accelerator,
      head turned to talk to
      someone in back seat:
      ITALY
    8. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
      one knee on wheel,
      cradling cell phone,
      foot on brake,
      mind on radio game,
      banging head on steering wheel
      while stuck in traffic:
      SEATTLE
    9. One hand on wheel,
      one hand on hunting rifle,
      alternating between both feet
      being on the accelerator
      and both feet on brake,
      throwing McDonald's
      bag out the window:
      TEXAS
    10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
      shotgun mounted in rear window,
      beer cans on floor,
      squirrel tails attached to antenna:
      OKLAHOMA
    11. Two hands gripping wheel,
      blue hair barely
      visible above windshield,
      driving 35 on the Interstate
      in the left lane
      with the left blinker on:
      FLORIDA
     
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    yea that sounds about right
     
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    I think they escape from Florida
    occasionally and terrorize the rest
    of the continent, HP!
     
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    Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your POV, we dont have the blue hair problem in my part of florida. You are from my part of florida if your car is held together with duct tape and bailing wire, or you drive a truck with tires big enough to drive over small mountains.
     
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