Where A Driver Is From...

[windtalkerways]

1. One hand on wheel,
   one hand on horn:
   CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel,
   middle finger out window:
   NEW YORK
3. One hand on wheel,
   middle finger out window,
   cutting across all lanes of traffic:
   NEW JERSEY
4. One hand on wheel,
   one hand on newspaper,
   foot solidly on accelerator
   BOSTON
5. One hand on wheel,
   one hand on nonfat
   double decaf cappuccino,
   cradling cell phone,
   brick on accelerator,
   gun in lap:
   LOS ANGELES
6. Both hands on wheel,
   eyes shut,
   both feet on brake,
   quivering in terror:
   OHIO,
   but driving in
   CALIFORNIA
7. Both hands in air,
   gesturing,
   both feet on accelerator,
   head turned to talk to
   someone in back seat:
   ITALY
8. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
   one knee on wheel,
   cradling cell phone,
   foot on brake,
   mind on radio game,
   banging head on steering wheel
   while stuck in traffic:
   SEATTLE
9. One hand on wheel,
   one hand on hunting rifle,
   alternating between both feet
   being on the accelerator
   and both feet on brake,
   throwing McDonald's
   bag out the window:
   TEXAS
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
    shotgun mounted in rear window,
    beer cans on floor,
    squirrel tails attached to antenna:
    OKLAHOMA
11. Two hands gripping wheel,
    blue hair barely
    visible above windshield,
    driving 35 on the Interstate
    in the left lane
    with the left blinker on:
    FLORIDA

 

[B_horribleperson]

Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA

yea that sounds about right

 

[windtalkerways]

I think they escape from Florida
occasionally and terrorize the rest
of the continent, HP!

 

[tallguypns]

I think they escape from Florida
occasionally and terrorize the rest
of the continent, HP!

Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your POV, we dont have the blue hair problem in my part of florida. You are from my part of florida if your car is held together with duct tape and bailing wire, or you drive a truck with tires big enough to drive over small mountains.