Where are the ladies?

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Why good sir, how did you know what we had planned for the "after party"... cucmber finger sandwiches are in the fridge alongside the fresh-squeezed lemonade.. just don't ask me how I squeezed the lemons.. *Pours Mr. Zyz a tall, cold glass*


Ah! Delightful!

*takes a long, satisfied swig of delicious lemonade*
*plucks hair from teeth*

And why the devil do we have so many dashed cucumbers? I'd swear there's at least one per person! Did someone forget to make the Pimm's?
 

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*TBYC looks like Bambi on ice on the tiled floor & can't even use Ms. FancyPants' bosoms for support due to his oiled up slippery-slidiness*

*worried that he might do a mischief to his crown jewels, wedges him between 4 ladies. Goes in search of flip flops (& camera for naked guys in flip flops thread)*
 

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Ah! Delightful!

*takes a long, satisfied swig of delicious lemonade*
*plucks hair from teeth*

And why the devil do we have so many dashed cucumbers? I'd swear there's at least one per person! Did someone forget to make the Pimm's?

Don't you know that cucumbers are a girls' (NEXT) best friend?? Please don't ask where the cucumbers came from... you may not ever eat another cuCUMber sandwich again...


::door bursts in and TBYC slides in completely naked and covered in shiny baby oil while chewing on a twizzler:: What the fuck is going on in here?

*there is a twizzler in your mouth* :eek: (I didn't even notice, my focus was on ... uhm... something a bit lower)

Connecticut but don't let the state name fool you, not all the men are cut.
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Help! I've fallen and can't get up.... I am laughing sooooo hard... :chairfall:
 

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Reading through these last posts I have this surreal feeling that the music in the background is a Ricky Nelson look alike singing "Garden Party". Can't get that song out of mind as I read the posts. HAHA. Keep the plans coming.

"I went to the garden party

and all of my friends were there"
 
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we're all cylindrical vegetable shopping at the local whole foods mart. DUH.

I'm growing my own again this year.... using extra "Miracle Grow".. the got big last year..... looking for bigger :rofl:


*Thinks twice before going vegetarian*

/ah, hell, fuck it, who am I kidding? I like Meat too much.


Me too, Mr. Ninnymouse... I am a "meat-a-tarian"... (especially those home grown sausages.. :wink:)