Where are they now:Foods of shame!

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  1. naughty

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    Ok,

    This is a support group so I will show you mine if you show me yours. Hey you perv I am talking about my list of food that you know you shouldnt have ever eaten much less be eating it now. Food that should have a mercy killing! LOL! Here are some of my candidates! Now, I will say even though I have partaken in the past I no longer inhale Chew or swallow any of the following:

    Chef Boyardee ( What kind of name is that? PLEASE! ) Anything
    Hamburger Helper (Leave that cow alone! )
    Cheeze Whiz ( There is are reason the word Whiz is attached to it!)
    Rice A Roni ( It is oh so phoney! )
    Lucky Charms ( Your internal organs will magically glow in the dark!)
     
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    Anything my co-workers bring in.
     
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    Oh thats funny! LOL Yes that is some nasty food.:biggrin1:
     
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    Cheetos. Is that shade of orange found in nature?
     
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    ramen? I ate some today..heh I put chicken and broccoli in it to try to fancy it up, but it's ramen regardless.

    Velveeta shells and cheese
    . You can actually feel the msg when it kicks in.

    moonpies
    . Fucking gross.
    milk (it's from cow titties)
    Marshmellow peeps. They're fun to squish in the package though.
    I fucking love pork rinds. I'm actually very particular about the kind I eat.
    Sunflower seeds. In bulk. I mean eating them for like two hours straight spitting the shells into a cup. It's almost as bad as picking your nose in public.
    MARMITE?
    I don't eat ass anymore, sorry. I like taint though.
    Popeyes chicken or country fried steak with gravy and a side of mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese. Holy shit that sounds good. lol
     
  6. Heather LouAnna

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    Oh um..Fritos. They look like grandma toenails.
     
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    LMAO! Girl, you have lost your mind! LOL! I love it though!
     
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    Fizzies
     
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    • twinkies (I recently heard that some people deep fry them!)
    • spam (before it was an interweb thing)
    • processed cheese slices in the individual wrappers
    • Kentucky Fried Chicken SKIN!
    • Fluff marshmallow spread
     
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    milk (it's from cow titties)

    sorry but milk and Oreo cookies represent the top shelf of snack cuisine! As I speak I have an entire bag and a full glass of milk while watching the Sopranos.
     
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    Are you commiserating with Anthony? LOL!
     
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    Anyone who ate Twinkies or Wonder Bread as a kid should live forever or at least be well preserved.

    Stuff that should make your teeth fall out after one glance:

    Now and Later
    Spree
    Sweet Tarts
    Candy cigarettes and necklaces
    Hot Tamales
    Jujyfruits
    candied orange slices
    Twizzlers
    Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies
    Whoppers
    Pixy Sticks (might as well shoot it directly into your veins)
    Bazooka gum
    Starburst fruit chews
    Pop Rocks

    I didn't like chocolate as a kid. Now that i've developed a taste for it, I only like the good stuff. Swiss and Belgian as opposed to Hershey's.

    Salty stuff:

    Doritos with habanero sauce, sour cream and lime. Yum.
    I'm with Heather on the Sunflower Seeds. I can eat those for hours. I should buy my own spitoon.
    Salt and Vinegar Chips.
    Movie theatre popcorn
     
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    Have you noticed that many of these candy names are also things that have been used to describe naughty women? LOL!
     
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    Bliss, you and Heather could try eating them my way: I eat the shells from sunflower seeds. LOL
     
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    I prefer Pistachios to Sunflower seeds.

    Twice as salty, can't eat the shell.

    Other guilty pleasures when I was younger:

    -Chocolate chip cookies with marble cheese on top
    -pizza pockets
    -Captain Crunch by the bowlful.
     
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    DORITOS Brand Salsa Verde Tortilla Chips.
    DORITOS Brand Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips.
    JUSTBORN Hot Tamales and Cherry Cola Candies.
    TASTYKAKE Butterscotch Krumpets.
    HAIRBO Gummy Bears.
    GARDETTO'S Mustard Flavor Pretzel Twists.
    PLANTER'S Mixed Nuts (Even though, I pick the cashews out. I DON'T LIKE CASHEWS AT ALL!)

    PEPSI COLA
    PURPLE PASSION (Grape and Boysenberry Soda)
    KOOL-AID Cherry and Lemonade Flavors.

    KELLOGG'S CRACKIN OAT BRAN cereal
    CAPTAIN CRUNCH Cereal
    Banana Nut Crunch Cereal
     
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    ;T I tried that. That shit gets stuck in your teeth. Very unsexy food. lol
     
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    Like ambrosia. <3
     
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    Ok,

    Why hasnt anyone mentioned vienna sausages and potted meat, chicken ala king or creamed chipped beef?
     
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    I love haagen dazs ice cream I polished that stuff by the quart, good thing I have a high metabolism.
     
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