where da hell is my freakin lube!

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  1. D_Lee_Iacuckold

    D_Lee_Iacuckold New Member

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    i swear to goodness. i cant find it anywhere. im tearing my room apart and its no where to be found. and im horny. i havent found it yet, but i felt i needed to let the lpsg world know, as they would be the only ones to understand..lol. my goodness im going crazy. anything like this happen to anyone else. its freakin hilarious. i can do it without the lube, but its a lube night.
     
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    Use vasoline, aloe, or some other sort of lube. Or just go to the store and get some.
     
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    Lotion, canola oil, what the hell, even butter...

    (That is, if this lube is not being used with a condom...)
     
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    Is it actually marked up as a 'Lube Night' on your calendar? :rolleyes:
     
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    LOL, for some reason, I read Lube nightlight.. and I got this vision of a Lube bottle that plugged into the wall and acted as a nightlight.:biggrin1:
     
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    omg yes! i found it. it was hidden. it was underneath my bed under all the rubble. i knew it had to be there, even if i looked for about 10 times. ooo i can breath. time to let loose. haha.
     
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    Maybe little elves snuck in and took it away to have sex in their magic grotto. :rolleyes:
     
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    Sex elves? are they related to the underpants gnomes?:biggrin1: (For the rest, South Park reference)
     
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    wow.. take a valium
     
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    So where the hell is my freakin' valium, dammit? :eek: :mad: :rolleyes:
     
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    Olive oil or canola oil....low in trans-fat!
     
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    Valium? :confused: That is so 1982! :eek:
    Most people take Xanax these days to relax. :biggrin1:
     
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    or smoke a joint... now that the lube is found, don't hide it and you wont have that problem.
     
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    hahah the xanex ran out so my dr said.. valium is the next best thing yeah?

    ##################

    alex8.. u want? come get!!
     
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    If it was in your ass you'd know!
     
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    Why do I get the idea that it's gonna take a whole load of sexual favors to ever get hold of my valium from you? :rolleyes:
     
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    Isn't the lube always conveniently located next to the keyboard these days?
     
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    Mine came with the computer.
     
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    Your computer ejaculated? :eek: :rolleyes:
     
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    Actually, they don't call it a harddrive for nothing... It got excited watching all the porn and videos and BAM... it came out of the cd player.
     
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