I'm an old school smut stud whose career hailed from the tail end of the video age to the dawning of the Internet era. My life story would have made for a good part two of Boogie Nights. Penned my memoirs but I'm too old school unsung to find a publisher. So I'm here to hang out, have fun, rant and vent. For the ladies and the seriously endowed, I admit that 8 inches is just a central casting porno penis and not big or large. Hence my profile name. I'm not here to flaunt or brag. Being truly well hung counts and is like being a rich man between your legs. That I'm not. My skin flick forte was shooting monster facial pop shots. But today I would have to use a drug store of hormone creams, vitamins and herbal supplements to equal the mojo output of my prime. For the trivia minded, I once timed the actual speed of my ejaculation at 12 mph. I miss the career I gave up to settle down. So much. My three favorite things in life are Chinese food, video games and facials. I'm a man child and I still haven't grown up. Always felt that I had unfinished business by retiring too soon. Coming here is a way to live in the past, rethink what could have been and make a few friends in the here and now.