Where do I start?

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by XCentralCasting8in, May 15, 2011.

  1. XCentralCasting8in

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    I'm an old school smut stud whose career hailed from the tail end of the video age to the dawning of the Internet era. My life story would have made for a good part two of Boogie Nights. Penned my memoirs but I'm too old school unsung to find a publisher. So I'm here to hang out, have fun, rant and vent.

    For the ladies and the seriously endowed, I admit that 8 inches is just a central casting porno penis and not big or large. Hence my profile name. I'm not here to flaunt or brag. Being truly well hung counts and is like being a rich man between your legs. That I'm not.

    My skin flick forte was shooting monster facial pop shots. But today I would have to use a drug store of hormone creams, vitamins and herbal supplements to equal the mojo output of my prime. For the trivia minded, I once timed the actual speed of my ejaculation at 12 mph.

    I miss the career I gave up to settle down. So much. My three favorite things in life are Chinese food, video games and facials. I'm a man child and I still haven't grown up. Always felt that I had unfinished business by retiring too soon. Coming here is a way to live in the past, rethink what could have been and make a few friends in the here and now.
     
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  2. 6inchcock

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    Well if you're not rich with 8 inches, that must put me on government assistance with only 6" lol.

    Welcome to mediocrity and cheers stud!
     
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    9 is the dividing line of big. I'd like to think of myself as mid sized. The Goldilocks And The Three Bears of cocks. LOL!
     
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    Lets just say your on the upper end of averageness, your greatness will always be admired by the rest of the masses like myself. Welcome, and have a good one!
     
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    Welcome and thanks for sharing. Good to see you have arrived here at lpsg. Cheers.
     
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    Welcome, you write well.
     
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    Thanks Cube. I started as a writer and then exchanged "pens" to wet my wick.
     
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