Where do you cum?

The shower, where it's a no cleanup affair.
Big loads = big mess. I'd just rather it all go down the drain.

 

I cum through that little hole on the end of my dick.

Really, I usually put a couple of Bounty paper towels on my abdomen. I make a lot of spunk and it requires two layers. Then I'll use it to wipe off what got onto my chest.

It's the quicker picker upper.

 

I've worked my PC muscle enough so that I can keep myself from actually ejaculating. This also allows me to have multiple orgasms.

 

I rather cum in a mouth

 

Well, when I jack off, it's either standing up or laying down. When it's standing up, I just let it fall where it may. (Usually, this is a quickie.) When I'm laying down, I usually angle it just a few degrees toward my head so it shoots all over my torso.

 

I like to lie down and shoot it all over myself. Even stained the wall right behind my head a few times It's actually my preferred way of falling asleep...

 

jonb,

why do jack off standing up. to each his own but most do it sitting down or in bed. just curious.

 

all over the damn place

 

It's just something I do. Usually that's when I really need to do it and so I just go into the nearest bathroom.

 

standing orgasms can be quite intense actually, but i will agree with the rest, that lying down is best, preferably completely naked and spread-eagle, and just enjoying the moment of cumming... i am a big cummer and shooter, so its usually anywhere from the pillows or headboard behind my head in bed, definitely all over my chest and stomach, and usually hanging from my goatee and lips alot of times

 

I have, like, zero interest in shooting my load all over the place when I masturbate. I'll either shoot it into a paper towel, a few sheets of TP, a dirty sock, or if I'm being entirely too spontaneous for one of those options, I'll shoot it all into the palm of my left hand then go rinse it in the sink when I'm done.

I'm not gay, so I don't get pleasure from getting jizzed up.

 

I don't cum specifically in just one area or another, its really hard for me to predict where my cum will end up, it just depends on how worked up I am at the time, places i've shot cum all over my stomach, chest, neck, shoulders, face and even shot myself in the eye a couple of times (stings) and across my room. If I'm with someone really hot its no telling where it'll end up, I told most guys I'm with to duck or wear a face shield, lol.