Where do you place the penis?

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  1. Wanttogrowbigger

    Wanttogrowbigger New Member

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    You and I know, when the penis shrinks it´s pretty uncomfortable,
    I have tried alot of positions and stuff to avoid that, but I can´t find the best place to but the penis. My theory is that if the Penis shrinks its not going to be hung.

    So how do u guys do in this situations below? :
    (basicly i need to know which
    direction to but it and maby something
    else if you know)

    walking, running (and other kind of sports when u jump around), at the gym, sitting down, sleeping.
     
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    does anyone understand the question?
     
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    Where do i place my penis??? Up Indys ass :cool:
     
  4. Wanttogrowbigger

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    I do!


    do you have no clue at all what i mean?
     
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    you sweet talker.....
     
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    maby
     
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    Blimey, you're such a shower-off!

    Perhaps if I let it hung perfectly in the middle is more noticeable, but I rather prefer be comfy and bring is on the side.

    Honestly this is not a big problem for me, I can't tie my willy and throw it over my shoulders, but what really pisses me off is that when I go to the loo sometimes I risk it touches the inner side of the toilet!!! my friend's father needed an urgency circumcision because his wife put the bleach before!!!
     
  8. Wanttogrowbigger

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    If u have time, tell me what you do not understand and I try to tell it in another way
     
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    If you think your penis will grow by hanging down, you are wrong.
    How much your penis shrinks and how much it grows by erection depends on your genetical situation ant the climate of course.
    Is this what you wanted to know?
     
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    yeah No Idea what your on about with this question but realy there isnt that many options for how to place your dick in your pants.
     
  11. Wanttogrowbigger

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    okey my bad. I try to tell all you guys in another way.

    1. I wear boxers. what direction is the best to point the penis at, up, down or at any side?

    2. Do u guys change direction in different situations, like running, at the gym, sitting down or walking?

    3.

    a. In the sleep, do you sleep on your back, stomach or at any side?
    b. what direction does your dick point at when you sleep?(or maby the start position before you fall asleep)

    I hope this make things easier!
     
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    As far as I know a penis chooses it's own side ....
    In boxers mine hangs down a little to the right. Left side doesn't work with me.
    In the gym same situation. But when I wear tight underwear I have to put it to the right, that is the natural way for me. When sitting it hangs between my legs over my balls, but than I have to keep my legs wide.

    I always fall asleep in my right side, so in order to prevent laying on it I lay it a little to the side. What happens in my sleep is up to my penis.

    Why are you asking this? It's not going to make you penis bigger.
     
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    no, Lol.
     
  14. Wanttogrowbigger

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    1. I wear boxers. what direction is the best to point the penis at, up, down or at any side?

    2. Do u guys change direction in different situations, like running, at the gym, sitting down or walking?

    3.

    a. In the sleep, do you sleep on your back, stomach or at any side?
    b. what direction does your dick point at when you sleep?(or maby the start position before you fall asleep)

    I hope this make things easier!
     
  15. TheRob

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    I'm pretty sure gravity will make your penis point down
    what is the problem here
     
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    Now we're talking.

    Personally, I'm a specialist in penis placement in briefs, spandex running tights, and speedo swimsuits.

    In briefs I usually bunch myself to the right. This creates a prominent round bulge that can show through jeans or dress slacks. Not huge, but noticeable.

    In running tights I usually bunch to the right or simply extend the shaft to the right. Extending creates a long detailed profile that can be fun to catch the eyes of other runners.

    In speedos, I can bunch, extend to the right (quite a sight when wet) or extend to the left (an even bigger sight). Extending to the left is in the direction opposite my usual position. This clearly creates the biggest, most detailed profile in a speedo and also causes me to "feel" larger. It also attracts the most glances and stares. Lately its been my favorite position.

    To really have a bit of fun with onlookers, wear a cock-ring under your speedo and watch the stares.

    Hope this helps.
     
  17. Wanttogrowbigger

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    This I am talking about!:biggrin1:

    When you say extend to the right in speedos and briefs, do u mean extend it right up along the waistband, to the right outside the edge of the speedos/briefs or along the edge down?
     
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    Wearing a cockring under any tight clothes always makes an impression!
     
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    My boy's pointing at Monster:biggrin1:
     
  20. SpeedoGuy

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    Extend to the right or left, up just under the waistband, and it will look something like this:

    karlos-my-dream-world442.jpg (image)

    Try the bunching, and you get something like this:

    pariscityboy-blogspot107.jpg (image)

    Both are entertaining, but for different reasons.
     
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