Where has my cock gone?

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by jeff black, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. jeff black

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    I need a favour, folks....

    If ANYONE has a copy of the photo I took of my cock in a 'Shirt and tie", could they please contact me via PM?

    I want to put it back in my gallery and it seems to have vanished from my hard drive. I'll be EVER so greatful to the person who can help me out.

    Thanks for the help.:rolleyes:
     
  2. Pecker

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    Canadian Cock At Large

    (AP) Sources say a local man has reported to an online forum that his cock is missing. Last seen on a hard drive in a shirt and tie it seems to have vanished. The owner is pleading for the return of his beloved putz and will be EVER so grateful to the person or persons who can help him out. It is known to hang around internet galleries.
     
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    The last time I saw your cock was when it was entering novice_btm's butt.
     
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    There are rumors that someone has stolen Jeff Black's cock. Speculation that theft may be involved developed when Jeff reported his cock as missing.

    Police are doing road blocks on all the major highways. There have been several reports of people claiming to have Jeff Black's cock. A strip down search revealed that the cocks were frauds.

    Jeff Black is offering a $1000 reward to the person who finds his cock. Jeff is very horny right now in need of a blow job and he also needs to piss badly.

    If you have any information on this theft, please contact the Canadian Royal "Mounted" Police Brigade. Jeff is getting really desperate . Drinking lots of diet coke and searching through the galleries looking at men's cocks and asses have not helped the situation at all. Jeff needs his cock back and soon.
     
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    Oh the humanity! This is a day which shall live in infamy! Please someone out there must have Jeff's cock. We will ask no questions but will be ever so grateful for its quick and safe return.
    This truly saddens me for I have long admired his cock, especially when all dressed up in his shirt and tie. I shall light candles and say novenas for the return of his cock...please....someone....anyone.
     
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    You guys are TERRIBLE!:biggrin1:

    This is a serious search! I NEED MY COCK BACK!:rolleyes:
     
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    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but last I heard they were selling bootleg versions of your cock on Canal Street. They were good ones, though.
     
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    Yeah, they were out of the black ones by the time I got there. Only ones left were the clear ones with fairy dust in them. Damn.
     
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    Hm. Why doesn't he just go to the store & buy a new one? :) Maybe they don't have 'those kind' of stores in Ca-na-da? =)
     
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    Check the local shelters..I'm sure someone picked it up..I hope it was wearing it's collar
     
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    Wasnt that a song by Joan Baez ?
     
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    Have you tried contacting Nanny 911 or better yet,
    Write Santa for another one...only if you have been a good boy:biggrin1::wink:
     
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    ...so why dont U just take another pic just like the "shirt and tie"? I mean its quite strange if U cant take another pic just like the one U´ve lost...
     
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    Ahhhh, logic, my greatest enemy.

    The reason, I can't take the picture again, is because I am lazy. It took me 2 hours to construct the item out of T.P, and I just don't have the energy or time to do it again.

    Plus, it just looked really cool and I doubt I could duplicate it.:rolleyes:
     
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    It would be funny, if a little strange, that I had this picture. Luckily, I don't!

    But its good to see you returned, Mr Black :smile:
     
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    Gee, sorry Jeff, now I wish I had saved your pic....it would have a whitish film over it but at least I'd have it. Good luck....I'm still lighting candles!
     
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    I thought I saw a pic of it on a milk carton at a 7 Eleven today but it was black and white and fuzzy. Could have been anybody's missing dick in a shirt and tie.
     
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    Perhaps it rolled under the bed
     
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    I heard its little tuxedo-clad self had been cast as an extra in the remake of Top Hat.
    Too chunky to play a lead ... but you liked that, didn't you, Jeff?:cool:
     
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    you all are bad
     
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