Where have you ever left your DNA after jacking off ?

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what if airports began checking the DNA registry and, if they get a hit, they send you a police citation for illegal sexual activity and a BILL for cleaning and sanitizing the stall.

don't laugh... cities are trying anything they can to raise revenue.
 

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what if airports began checking the DNA registry and, if they get a hit, they send you a police citation for illegal sexual activity and a BILL for cleaning and sanitizing the stall.

don't laugh... cities are trying anything they can to raise revenue.
then they would be forced to 'enforce' the policy for ALL other forms of body excretions (piss,feces,vomit,blood,spit) that were left and not cleaned up... last I checked masturbation BY YOURSELF IN A STALL is not a crime :)
 

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This is one of the more enjoyable threads in recent times....takes the cumshot idea a step further..
 

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i must admit, i've seen a few loads on bathroom floors, and it does stir up something in me. are all men curious as to if they shoot a big load or not? i'd leave a big pool myself. i've seen many bathroom stalls with streams of dried cum running down the walls...just pay attention..they are there....horny men tend to relieve themselves in any private spot they can.
 

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then they would be forced to 'enforce' the policy for ALL other forms of body excretions (piss,feces,vomit,blood,spit) that were left and not cleaned up... last I checked masturbation BY YOURSELF IN A STALL is not a crime :)

Mike, those are some hot pics of good sized loads you have there. I love to see a load in flight! I've shot tons of places outside and just left it but when inside I tend to wipe it up since it's usually in my car or house. But if you took a black light around my house there'd be few spots I haven't marked. As most married guys can agree, when noone else is home, it's open season for shooting. I've only done it in one bathroom at work and nowhere else in public yet but that could change.
 

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Come on now... we men shouldn't be leaving our body fluids all over the place. thats straight up disrespectful to every person out there.

Gas goes in a gas tank/can.
Trash goes in a trash can.

Be a responsible wanker and clean up after yourself!

Come on people with cocks!

Happy Holidays 2010!
 

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Mike, those are some hot pics of good sized loads you have there. I love to see a load in flight! I've shot tons of places outside and just left it but when inside I tend to wipe it up since it's usually in my car or house. But if you took a black light around my house there'd be few spots I haven't marked. As most married guys can agree, when noone else is home, it's open season for shooting. I've only done it in one bathroom at work and nowhere else in public yet but that could change.
I know Rod..same here bud..just something about seeing actual proof that another guy was horny and did something about it..I hope you do get a little adventurous ;-)
 

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... under the hot sun in the dust of a lonely outback road,
I do enjoy stroking my cock in the car as I drive, but I always stop and unload outside the car. The smell of DNA splatter after a while in a hot car gets pretty intense!!
 

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I've left loads on hotel room coffee tables, counters, headboards, nightstands, in the bible, in the stairwell, in the vending machine/ice machine area...pretty much all over hotels.

I've also left my dna in apartment complex hallways, on my neighbors doorknob (hot sorority girls), in tanning beds, sidewalks, streets, porn store viewing booths, urinals in middle and high school, in the pages of library books....

I've also filled condoms with my cum while driving and slung them out the window at gas stations and such. One time I shot 20-30 loads into the same condom, tieing it off each time, then untieing it, slipping it on, and depositing another load, feeling my own cum on my dick each time. Then I mailed the condom to a guy in another state that I met online and he made a video of him using my cum filled condom to bring himself to orgasm. In the end there was clear, milky cum everywhere.
 
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