Where have you ever left your DNA after jacking off ?

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In a Library in Tacoma, I won't say which one, but it was right after sex on the top floor, unreal...
 

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Knew it was just a matter of time..found a blanket left on the plane after a flight that was covering this army guy as he slept ..only to find it had drying ropes of cum on it! Because of the fabric of the blanket ..as it was drying it was CLEARLY visible white stains..and from the number of ropes it was CLEARLY obvious he needed the release :)
 

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Knew it was just a matter of time..found a blanket left on the plane after a flight that was covering this army guy as he slept ..only to find it had drying ropes of cum on it! Because of the fabric of the blanket ..as it was drying it was CLEARLY visible white stains..and from the number of ropes it was CLEARLY obvious he needed the release :)

Mike this whole post about made me shoot my wad. Very very hot. Prolly the weirdest place I sprayed the goo was on a cheesecake at a kitchen I volunteered at when I wS 16
 

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Kind of kinky, done it many places. In the ocean, lake, river. Numerous restrooms. Two different dressing rooms. In my car many times. On deserted roads all over. On the hood of my car. Okay, that's enough for now.
 

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Generally when out in public, I've really only masturbated in the gym shower (closed stall). I let my cum fall to the floor; of course it just gets washed down the drain. Otherwise it's at home, getting wiped up by the washcloth :D
 

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When I was in High School, a total jerk athelete went out o his way to tease and embarass me every day after school at the boutique coffee shop where I worked.
One day, after being totally pissed off, I jerked off into a coffee cup in the bathroom before he came in. It was with great satisfaction that I watched him sip his double mocha latte which his idiot friends, wondering if he was savoring the special "milk" I gave him.
 

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In high school when everybody was gathered at morning assembly, I was alone back at the class rooms, I had some semi-nude women pics in my bag and I started looking at them, then I took my cock out, then I took my clothes off, then I left a load right up front where the teacher's chair should be.

Also, different paths in a public park and the harbor.
 

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Shared a cab about 8 years ago with another dude leaving CBGB's in the East Village at about 4am. He rubbed my cock through my jeans, so I unzipped and whipped it out. He jerked me off and I shot all over the back of the drivers seat. No worries, I gave the driver a $5 tip...lol
 
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Working under a customer's house once. I unzipped and busted one out.
 

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I don't mind seeing where horny men have left their loads,
IF it is to the side or the back where you do not have to touch it or step in it, or on the floor under the rim of the toilet where if you sit and drop your pants they will get messed up. And, it it is not on the back of the door where if you hang your coat or where you need to place your luggage while using the toilet.

That is just being a jerk (pun NOT intended) and ..DISGUSTING!

That said...I've left my DNA from Timbuktu to Patagonia..from Moscow to Bombay, in a fighter jet, 747 and French SST, from Beijing (Great Wall) to large rock on a trek in the high Himalayas of Nepal...on a cruise ship and the QEII...and who knows where else...but when my sruff might be a mess for another...I always cleaned up (but still left a bit for prosperity...:biggrin:)..

Yeah, it's hot to see where others have found it irresistable to relieve their tentions and leave a bit of their DNA behind...
 
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In a Library...
at NCSU. Check.

I have left my load in tons of changing rooms
Check.

On deserted roads all over.
Check.

I've really only masturbated in the gym shower
at my gym. Check.

a train whilst on my way to London
and numerous other trains. Check.

...a cab ...so I unzipped and whipped it out.
in Boston and London while passing Westminster Abbey. Check.

Working under a customer's house once. I unzipped and busted one out.
well, numerous empty houses that I was part of the construction crew for. Check.

That said...I've left my DNA from Timbuktu to Patagonia..from Moscow to Bombay, in a fighter jet, 747 and French SST, from Beijing (Great Wall) to large rock on a trek in the high Himalayas of Nepal...on a cruise ship and the QEII...and who knows where else...
same here. Five continents, Buenos Aires, Sydney, Shanghai, Cape Town, all over Europe and the USA. The top of a 12,000 foot mountain overlooking Zermatt Switzerland to the plains of the Outback. I've jizzed in a 747, a cruise ship on the Rhine.

If anyone had any doubts on what a perv I am...you now have ample proof. :cool:
 
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Wow exwhyzee that is crazy. : P

I don't think I've jerked anywhere crazy besides my room.

I'm so boring XD
 

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I spent a weekend in Vegas and after drinking and going to some strip club returned to my hotel/casino. I was so horny but I was staying with some buddies and and knew that I wouldn't be able to jerk off in the room so on the way back I took a little detour into the stairwell. I figured being on the 10th floor most people would take the elevator. I was a little paranoid about security cameras since they are all over the casinos and was worried the whole time that a security guard was going to come bust me, but I just whipped it out went at it. I just let it shoot on the stairs, then went back to my room without trying to clean up.
 
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