Where have you ever left your DNA after jacking off ?

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I spent a weekend in Vegas and after drinking and going to some strip club returned to my hotel/casino. I was so horny but I was staying with some buddies and and knew that I wouldn't be able to jerk off in the room so on the way back I took a little detour into the stairwell. I figured being on the 10th floor most people would take the elevator. I was a little paranoid about security cameras since they are all over the casinos and was worried the whole time that a security guard was going to come bust me, but I just whipped it out went at it. I just let it shoot on the stairs, then went back to my room without trying to clean up.
if someone did not notice it they could have slid on their ass.:biggrin1:
 

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I've left my DNA . . . in a . . . French SST . . .

So, you jerked off on the Concorde?! You are my hero, if you did. I am an aviation buff in addition to a large penis buff (interesting that they are both long cylindrical objects . . . ). Never went on the Concorde, but wish I had.
 
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So, you jerked off on the Concorde?! You are my hero, if you did. I am an aviation buff in addition to a large penis buff (interesting that they are both long cylindrical objects . . . ). Never went on the Concorde, but wish I had.


Yeah, David...and it was indeed a special sensation, I tell you!!!

I was used to flying in big planes with wide bodied cabins, so the Condorde with it's 2 seats on each side of a very narrow aisle seemed almost claustophobic. If I am not mistaken I believe it held 90 passengers plus crew....so it was small. For tall people, it
probably felt even more claustophobic, since the headroom in the aise area was only about 6 feet high. I saw a few tall men having to lean over walking down the aisles.
The side walls seemed to curve over you which made it more like sitting in a long, narrow tube, but in very nice leather chairs,
although much narrower than on normal flights.
Thank goodness the flight was not that long....a little over 3 hours between NYC and Paris or it would have been very uncomfortable.

There were no movies shown in flight, but lots of champagne
and AWESOME food. But, since I tend to get erections almost immediately upon boarding flights anyway...I don't know what it is about getting on a plane that caused erections...what was there to do by go to the restroom and wank? :biggrin:

Restrooms on most flights are never big enough, and on the Concorde that was absolutely no exception. I seem to remember it was in the middle of the plane...??? It's been a long time ago,
but it was difficult to find room to wank...so that tells the story
of the size of the space.

It was fun watching the display sign in front of the cabin as the speed increased and finally reached mach 2+. When you went through the sound barrier, you barely noticed it...just a bit of a jolt and that was it. It was quite the experience.

I have not seen it yet, but plan to go soon...but in NYC at the Intrepid Air, Sea and Space museum, there is one of the Concorde Planes available to see and a chance to see inside.


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I've shot my load on my kitchen floor, bathroom floor, living room floor, bedroom floor...pretty much all over my house.

I've also shot my load on the floor of my hotel floor, the table, desk, sink, and of course the bed. I've also shot off in a pool.


Recently I shot my load over the balcony of our suite. Watched my cum shoot and fall down three stories before landing on the ground below. That was hot and fun!


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1. On the walls of the changing stalls of the swimming pool of the catholic school I attended.
2. In every hotel room I have been in alone since the age of 11.
3. In the IT room of a renowned Swiss bank.
4. At the Campus theater in SF.
5. In the tea bottle the painters in my house used.
 

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I have jerked off in every changing room I have been in since I was about 13. I jerk off in every airport I am in. I LOVE jerking in the car. I have jerked off in my gym. I dropped more load than I could count under the desk at my last job. The cleaning people must have loved me!
 

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1. On the walls of the changing stalls of the swimming pool of the catholic school I attended.
2. In every hotel room I have been in alone since the age of 11.
3. In the IT room of a renowned Swiss bank.
4. At the Campus theater in SF.
5. In the tea bottle the painters in my house used.

Ah, I forgot, obviously also in the car.