Where have you ever left your DNA after jacking off ?

[Silvertip]

I've left my load in a lot of outdoor settings, picnic tables, park benches, on the trail, the big buoy at Black's Beach and the outdoor railing along the steps leading up to one particular big city library, just to name a few. However I've never done it on any surface that the general public could expect to be sanitary, i.e. it was always somewhere that birds might shit etc. But the most overt load of cum that I left out in public was on a high country trail that I knew was to be used the following morning for an organized run of several hundred mountain joggers. That trail features a stretch of several hundred feet with a log railing to dissuade horse traffic from straying off the trail and the afternoon before the run I picked out a conspicuous spot on that railing, out in the open, and did my dirty deed. It wasn't a huge load, as I'd had sex that morning with my gf, but it was enough to be obvious and I've always wondered if any of the runners recognized the dried up mess as cum the following morning. Oh, and I did get pictures:
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[D_Dick_Wacker]

On the windshield of a jeep. That's what windshield wipers are for.

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

back in college, in the dorm one day my room mate ordered a turkey & swiss sub with lettuce & tomato and mayo and he left it uncovered on the table and he said he was going out to buy something to drink, well anyway I had a boner that had to shoot so I sat on the kitchen chair and started jerkin it and I dont know what got into me but when I was ready to cum I stood up and shot my load inside his sandwich and I wrapped the sub back in the paper .....when he got back with his drinks he said i'M SO HUNGRY and he unwrapped the sub and started eating and he was moaning saying dam I'm so hungry and I just sat there talking to him as he gobbled the whole sub.

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

back in college, in the dorm one day my room mate ordered a turkey & swiss sub with lettuce & tomato and mayo and he left it uncovered on the table and he said he was going out to buy something to drink, well anyway I had a boner that had to shoot so I sat on the kitchen chair and started jerkin it and I dont know what got into me but when I was ready to cum I stood up and shot my load inside his sandwich and I wrapped the sub back in the paper .....when he got back with his drinks he said i'M SO HUNGRY and he unwrapped the sub and started eating and he was moaning saying dam I'm so hungry and I just sat there talking to him as he gobbled the whole sub.

any other pics or stories

 

[Gripit]

DNA taste it don't waste it

 

[Cecil56]

back in college, in the dorm one day my room mate ordered a turkey & swiss sub with lettuce & tomato and mayo and he left it uncovered on the table and he said he was going out to buy something to drink, well anyway I had a boner that had to shoot so I sat on the kitchen chair and started jerkin it and I dont know what got into me but when I was ready to cum I stood up and shot my load inside his sandwich and I wrapped the sub back in the paper .....when he got back with his drinks he said i'M SO HUNGRY and he unwrapped the sub and started eating and he was moaning saying dam I'm so hungry and I just sat there talking to him as he gobbled the whole sub.

I'd of knocked your lights out, if I knew you jacked off on my sub.

That's just not cool, in so many ways!

Worked in a restaurant as a teenager. Saw a cook blow snot on to a hot beef sandwich before adding the gravy. Disgusting! Want that shit done to your food?

 

[deleted300444]

Good Question.

Been a while since I left it behind.

I used to beat off on hotel bedspreads.

Gym towels.

RL changing room floor

Gym shower floor

...in your mouth...badabump!

 

[simbablk]

I've left my DNA:

On the balcony of my hotel.
On the floor of the showers in college.
In my cup of tea.

Reminds me of a time when I was San Francisco and went to a place that had those booths where you put quarters in and watch clips of a porn video. I remember opening the door and the floor and parts of the walls were literally COVERED in cum. Major ew factor people! Everywhere except the little bench had cum on it. Needless to say, I didn't go in there.

Simba

 

[jakeh1234321]

urinals everywhere
locker rooms everywhere, more specifically:
HS locker room bench, wall
college locker room wall
college locker room shower wall (open/communal)
found this hot guys locker from the cross country team, his shampoo bottle was in there so i took it into the stall and squirted a big load into it
my buddy's underwear back in HS
trees
wiped some of my precum in a few guys speedos from the swim team

i'm sure there are more, i just have to ponder some more about my masturbatory escapades.

 

[Stretchinit]

I shot a load on a hand mirror to get a better idea of the volume I was shooting at the time. Here's the result.

http://www.lpsg.com/members/stretchinit/albums/stretchinit's+gallery+pictures/440514-6x6-cum.html

Would love to see more guys do this and post their results.

 

[Bigdicked69]

In the forest, at a friends house,

 

[Fallchild337]

I've cum almost everywhere. I make it a tradition to drop a load in every new house I go into. I used to drop loads in all my classrooms throughout Middle and High School, as well as the bathrooms. I never clean up either, even at home, which I've almost completely covered lol. I've blown loads in nature preserves by my house as well, nothing like seeding the wilds

 

[chrisjason]

Strangest place was the bed of a new truck at an auto show. The truck was on a platform that rotated around and there were thousands of people around. The bed had a snap on canvas cover. My buddy and I dropped the tailgate, slipped into the bed, closed the gate, and whipped them out to stroke off. It was weird doing it in such a public place but no one knew. We left a load on each wheel well. Then, we zipped them back into our shorts and crawled out of the truck bed.

 

[manju]

After reading these posts I think I'm gonna have to wash my hands and wipe my feet a bit more often....

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

i shot a load on a hand mirror to get a better idea of the volume i was shooting at the time. Here's the result.

http://www.lpsg.com/members/stretchinit/albums/stretchinit's+gallery+pictures/440514-6x6-cum.html

would love to see more guys do this and post their results.

yes yes yes !!!!! More pics

 

[tachyon]

To the window, to the wall, to the wall...!!

 

[ManofThunder]

Yo' mama. (Not really.)

 

[AnonForever]

No where out of the ordinary really. My room mainly. If I'm staying elsewhere and I really need to its usually the sink so I can just wash it away and keep things clean.

 

[notthatguy]

When I was younger I went out with a girl who had issues with god. We would go to different church's and she would jerk me off. I know it was wrong but I was sixteen and was not thinking with my brain, or at least with the one on top of my shoulders.

 

[Stretchinit]

yes yes yes !!!!! More pics

Okay, here's another.

http://www.lpsg.com/members/stretchinit/albums/stretchinit's+gallery+pictures/668600-6x6load2.jpg