Where...in the world...is...Marley San Diego?

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Well, everyone's asking where I've been and what I've been up to. I recently graduated from Harvard Law with a specialized degree in Special Stuff Knowledge Things.

    I also scaled the Himilayahs and got laid. I developed a nasty habit of smoking crack with Amy Winehouse, but then Obama called and BEGGED me to be part of his cabinet so I cleaned up (long enough to pass the drug test, only to find that they were going to fake my results anyway!:mad:)

    I decided that my talents could be put to better use than the US government so I offered my position to Hillary (who, believe it or not, has iron lungs, she hits bongs like nobody's business).

    Then I did some stuff and sucked some cocks. I had a brief marriage to Saved By The Bell star Mario Lopez, but I decided that he was too good for me and I we didn't have much in common so we broke up.

    I also had a pregnancy scare, the condom broke while he was fucking me and I woke up vomiting so I thought it was morning sickness, turns out it was just all that whiskey I had drank the night before.

    Which brings me up to last night, woke up in an alley behind a dumpster and walked home. It was cold.

    But I'm back bitches!

    Plus, you get 20 points if you recognize which AWESOME childhood show I referenced in the thread title.
     
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    welcome back...
    I was about to issue an APB...
     
  3. marleyisalegend

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    Welcome back?! Welcome back?! What kinda shit is that to say to somebody, welcome back?! My name ain't Kotter motherfucker!:mad:

    That's it, I'm leaving again!

    *runs out of the room, tears falling, mascara running, white gloves and tiara on, hands shielding face*

    I'll show you all one day! I'll get my comeupance! You hear me boy?! Comeupance!
     
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    You forgot to say that you fell on your ass while running away, sistah.

    btw, it's Carmen san Diego! I love that bitch!
     
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    Where is the world is Carmen San Diego?

    That was a brilliant introduction.
     
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    OMG! :eek:this can't be happening!
     
  7. marleyisalegend

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    You shut up! I'll show you!

    *points finger (still covered in white-crystal glove) at cockoloco*

    Thankyou, actually running out screaming "I'll show you" is how I used to leave work everyday so I had plenty of practice. 20 points for the Carmen San Diego reference. That was my shit!

    Oh yes bitch, I'm back! Wanna go help me push old people down the stairs at the retirement center?
     
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    Hey! those 20 points are MINE!

    You wanna see me mad? Wanna fight? Wanna fight? *shakes fist*
     
  9. marleyisalegend

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    ^Oh yeah, I wanna fight.

    *tackle cockoloco to the ground, inadvertantly ripping his shirt and exposing his left nipple*

    *cocko let's loose an exaspirated but light "Ahh!"

    *rolls around with cockoloco, hips grinding, cocks rubbing together*

    I HATE YOU!

    *grabs cockoloco's ass for leverage and flips him over*

    What? You've never seen two sexy bitches fight before?

    *cocko grabs marley's crotch and marley releases a half-frustrated, half-aroused moan*

    I'm gonna tear you apart bitch!
     
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    *Marley bitchslaps Coco and Coco looks at him with vicious eyes*

    *Coco hits Marley in the head with his Faux LV clutch bag*

    *Marley tickles Coco*

    OMG, hahaha.. oh god..ahh stop!..oh my..WOO.. HAhaHAHA.. Woah!.. mmm, I like that, lower, lower...hahaha..OMG!!! AHHH!!
     
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    Found your weakness bitch!

    *marley tickles just slightly above cockoloco's pubic hairline*

    That'll teach you to mess with me! I didn't wanna do this but you started this shit, I'm just the bitch to finish it!

    *pulls out cockoloco's cock, beguns sucking on it ferociously, mumbling inaudible insults while slobbing on the shaft until cocko blows a load all over the place*

    That'll teach you to fuck with me, and as my finishing move, I'm NOT going to hand you a towel! :madfawk:
     
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    *wow, poor Marley, I actually got what I was looking for. Mwahahaha*

    What? No towel?! You bitch!:mad:

    It ain't ovah! IT AIN'T OVAAAAAH!
     
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    Apparently my attemps to take your life have all failed. I commend you for surviving such an onslaught of terror. Good to see you back hon xoxo
     
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    :35: outstanding!
     
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    You damn right, I've been studying the fighting styles of Brian Pumper and Enrique Cruz, bring it on bitch!

    You should've screened your hitman, turns out he's bi-curious....and VERY well hung.:wink:

    Gracias, ya sabes que te quiero mi amor.
     
  16. marleyisalegend

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    Version 2 of my response to Flameboy (Yes, I'm that bored).

    You shouldn't have hired a hitman after drinking an entire bottle of Brandy. Instead of dialing "1-800-Rent-a-killer" you dialed "1-866-Rent-an-escort."
     
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    Enrique Cruz? Pffft, begginer:eek:

    I'm sure you don't even master the PowerAss Technique

    C'mere! C'mere! Wanna try me? 'm gonna kung fuck yo' ass!
     
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    Here I come you fucking cum-whore!

    *charges towars cockoloco with fury and determination*

    *releases a pleasurable moan*

    Oh no!

    Uh! Oh no!

    *falls face-forward, ass jiggles upon impact and hangs in the air, exposed since I didn't wear underwear today*
     
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    You go Miss Pineapple Rose body wash where is Marley San Diego? Charge yo shit up.

    Yes, you are back with a mighty vengeance!!
     
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    Oh you's two funny bitches! :naughty:
    You go Miz Marley Slam dat Cocko!:tongue:
    You too Miz Piney Aplez Vous! aka {"The Turkey Fister!"} :silly: :crazy:
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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