Where...in the world...is...Marley San Diego?

[marleyisalegend]

Oh you's a funny bitch!
You go Miz Marley Slam dat Cocko!:tongue:
cigarbabe:saevil:

Oh, I'm gonna slam it alright. Let me flip him over first.

You go Miss Pineapple Rose body wash where is Marley San Diego? Charge yo shit up.

Actually I've switched to Rosemary-Almond and Lime with Peach-Cobbler Nuget body wash.

Yes, you are back with a mighty vengeance!!

And cookies! I brought cookies!

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I gots a place you can put those cookies!
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[cockoloco]

*grabs Marley by the hips, starts thrusting and sings 'I'm a survivor'*

Take it bitch!

 

[D_dollar a week]

Do it, Rockapella!

P.s.- *Sandiego :redface: :tongue:

 

[marleyisalegend]

*grabs Marley by the hips, starts thrusting and sings 'I'm a survivor'*

Take it bitch!

Oh no you don't! I'm gonna choke your dick with my anus! Let's see how you like that, bitch!

Do it, Rockapella!

P.s.- *Sandiego :redface: :tongue:

You're fuckin' awesome, +40 points!

 

[cockoloco]

*smacks ass with both hands and Marley releases Coco*

That hurt, bitch!

*still panting, Coco grabs a watermelon from a table nearby, takes a run and pushes it into Marley's ass*

*snap* *snap* *snap*

 

[marleyisalegend]

Bitch! Do you have any idea how much that hurt? This thing right here is tighter than security at LAX!

 

[AlteredEgo]

Marley! I heard you went from Nashville, to Norway, on into Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia, and back! You neglected, however, to ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia. Smart choice.



EDIT: You know, I'm going to have the theme song stuck in my head all day now. How many points is that?

 

[arktrucker]

OMG! this can't be happening!

Yes, it is.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Marley! I heard you went from Nashville, to Norway, on into Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia, and back! You neglected, however, to ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia. Smart choice.

I was looking at the map upside down, I ransacked Scandinavia and ran scams in Pakistan. I enjoyed a brief stint as the Czar of Russia but there were too many responsibilities for this carefree renegade.

Yes, it is.

And how.:wink:

 

[AlteredEgo]

I was looking at the map upside down, I ransacked Scandinavia and ran scams in Pakistan. I enjoyed a brief stint as the Czar of Russia but there were too many responsibilities for this carefree renegade.



And how.:wink:

Did you bring me back any Faberge?

 

[cockoloco]

Marley, I apologise. I know I've ben an insensitive bitch. Will you forgive me?

Can we have some aggressive make up sex now? Pleez?

 

[marleyisalegend]

Did you bring me back any Faberge?

Tons of it.

Marley, I apologise. I know I've ben an insensitive bitch. Will you forgive me?

Can we have some aggressive make up sex now? Pleez?

*exaspirated sigh*

Fine.

*bends over*

 

[cockoloco]

You really believed that, huh?

*kicks ass with his brand new pair of pointy toe Jimmy Choos*

*runs like hell*

 

[marleyisalegend]

You bitch!

*throw a brick at cocko's head*

PS: I'm already on page 3? I feel so loved! Fosh, this is so unexepeced.

*takes folded piece of paper out of back pocket*

I wanna thank that bitch cockoloco for keeping my on my toes...and my knees. I wanna thank my management team, they're the best in the world. Carl, I never would've made it without you. My fans, I have the greatest fans and they're so supportive of me, through my ups and downs. If I forgot anybody, blame my mind, not my heart. I love you all. Oh, I almost forgot, thankyou to the Grammy foundation for this honor.

 

[cockoloco]

*claps*

*bows*

It's nothing, Marley. This is all about you. Welcome!

*winks at Marley*

*smiles at Marley*

*licks lips lustfully staring at Marley*

*nudges at Marley and nods towards the glittery dressing rooms* *winks* *smiles* *nudges*

Did I make myself clear?

 

[marleyisalegend]

Are you saying I need to redo my makeup?

 

[cockoloco]

Well, you can do that while I do something else.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Adjusting my tie?

 

[cockoloco]

You can do whatever you want. I won't need your hands, but I'll just ask you to pull your dress up a little bit.

And no, I won't adjust your tie. In fact, I won't be facing you. *rolls eyes*