Where is GoneA's penis?

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jeff black said:
At least we know that GoneA has a mouth.... that is a start. For a while, I wondered if he was just billowing gas, swirling in an aura of darkness:biggrin1:

thats only after a night of chinese food
 

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jeff black said:
At least we know that GoneA has a mouth.... that is a start. For a while, I wondered if he was just billowing gas, swirling in an aura of darkness:biggrin1:

GA has no penis. He is the billowing gas you describe -- a large amorphous mass of intellectuality and sweetness, the fucking of the future that involves no body parts but reduces sexuality to mind melds with people other than William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy. Someday we will all be able to say
"I fucked GA" as often as some brag about Paris Hilton or Margaret Trudeau.
 

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alex8 said:
*takes erection out of GoneA's mouth, and walks off disconsolately* :mad: :biggrin1:
*grabs you before you can walk off and wraps his lips around it again*
"Now, play fair". :wink:

Jeff black said:
At least we know that GoneA has a mouth.... that is a start. For a while, I wondered if he was just billowing gas, swirling in an aura of darkness:biggrin1:
Wondered? I am!

LOL @ Pecker and Lordpend.

Irvy said:
I have it, bronzed and mounted on a mahogany base. It takes pride of place on my mantle piece.

P.S.
Irvy really does have pics of my penis. I just couldn't resist anymore. :rolleyes::tongue:
 

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