This is a really weird idea, and kinda dangerous, but it works and it's cheap!
1. Get a hold of a bottle, (like a plastic Food-Lion Apple-juice bottle) that has an opening that is about the same size as your cock's base-girth. (if it's a little smaller the last step will be a little more difficult)
2. Fill it all the way to the top with warm water.
3. Rub vaseline on your dick
4. Push your penis down into the bottle, making the water shoot out as you displace it. Try not to let any air in the bottle as you do this. You will probably have to push on the sides of your penis to make it go in.
5. Get on all fours and let the weight of the water pull down on your dick and create a suction. This will swell your penis if the seal is tight.
6. Just as soon as it starts to hurt, you better stop, or you'll get red spots and/or a donut effect!

Getting your dick out of the thing is actually going to be pretty difficult because of the increased size of it. Just lay on your back in the tub and lift the bottle up towards your belly, and try to let some air in by pushing on the sides of your cock. You can also squeeze the bottle if it's plastic.
Please be carefull! If you're just starting, don't let the full weight of the bottle pull on your cock. I suggest getting in the tub and letting the bottle float in the water and moving your pelvis up just enough to where you begin to feel the weight of the bottle.
It's going to be a lot harder to avoid over-training with this technique, but having an empty bottle laying around is a lot less embarassing than having a penis pump laying around!
I started doing this in High school, and I probably gained almost an inch in length! Now I'm starting back up again so that I can get enough girth to pm WildHoney
