Where the stupidest place you stuck your cock?

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  1. laser90

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    Ok guys...here a good one. Where is the stupidest place you ever put your cock?

    How's this one to start off. No not mine!
     

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    Ouch -- that hurts!
     
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    lmao...Being gay as I am, I stuck mine in a puss years ago. Could never do that again. Ruined me for life!....lol........:yikes:
     
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    Damn skinny if he could get it in there even at a start. I'm not by any means huge in terms of girth but even the head when at softest can't get in a soda bottle opening.

    I have stuck it in various places over my lifetime some start off okay but then I stiffen and thicken and OUCH! Then have to think of really bad things to go soft and pull out.

    Several years ago I got stuck in a man's throat, it was both exciting and terrifying at the same time. We didn't think to take any pictures.

    Stupidest place was probably the pipe before it was put in which ran from the house to the main sewer line. I did it as a comedy thing for the 2 men that were installing it.....we are all friends. There's some weird stuff coating the insides of those pipes.
     
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    LOL on diet coke?! :-O
     
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    No way I could even shove my dick in there soft. Ouch.
     
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