Where/When do you Masturbate most?

[RideRocket]

I love this forum for giving me something to do at night when everyone else is asleep.

*checks the clock*

Oh, and when I'm on my lunch break.

You mean you're not at work like the rest of us?

 

[B_Spladle]

You mean you're not at work like the rest of us?

Work? What's that?

 

[RideRocket]

Work? What's that?

It's a 4 letter word.

 

[B_Spladle]

It's a 4 letter word.

MY VIRGIN EARS!!!

 

[UniDude]

MY VIRGIN EARS!!!

Just because you are "Professionally Goodlooking" does not mean you have to rub our noses in the fact that you probably won't have to work a "real" job. Let's face it, everyone should get a little job now and again. They can be fun!

 

[B_Spladle]

Just because you are "Professionally Goodlooking" does not mean you have to rub our noses in the fact that you probably won't have to work a "real" job. Let's face it, everyone should get a little job now and again. They can be fun!

Just for the record, I am not yet professionally good-looking. It is merely something that I am curious about and interested in pursuing. And I have definitely held down my fair share of shit jobs, but I would not say that I found any of them to be fun. =P

 

[GoneA]

i hate going to work ... for those who were wondering.

 

[barkeep8]

hmm... well.... i'm bored... long train rides... hot guys.... hot girls... vibrations.... I might touch myself a little

Xii gets me so hot with her posts

I also have a question for anyone out there who can answer it. Does anyone know where to get sex toys that fit well hung guys? I can't seem to find any that actually accomodate my size. I'd like to get one of those blowjob sheaths, but the first one I tried was way too small and ripped. It was one of those super realistic latex jobs. I loved the feel of it, but not durable enough if you stretch it out too much.

Any weblinks to good sex toys would be appreciated.

 

[Matthew]

i hate going to work ... for those who were wondering.

Maybe it's because you don't masturbate there.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

MY VIRGIN EARS!!!

*Makes note*
"Re. Spladle: Another cherry orifice needs to be broken in."

Okay, it's on the to-do list.

 

[madame_zora]

Just because you are "Professionally Goodlooking" does not mean you have to rub our noses in the fact that you probably won't have to work a "real" job. Let's face it, everyone should get a little job now and again. They can be fun!

Would that be the jobs we call "blow"?

 

[inwait8]

i hate going to work ... for those who were wondering.

Well for me going to work is fine... its being there that I can't stand!

 

[B_Spladle]

*Makes note*
"Re. Spladle: Another cherry orifice needs to be broken in."

Okay, it's on the to-do list.

Ooh, sounds fun! :smile:

Waitaminute, are you talking about fucking my . . .

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Waitaminute, are you talking about fucking my . . .

I'll take the right ear; Vinny will get the left.

 

[tritonal]

Would that be the jobs we call "blow"?

 

[B_Spladle]

I'll take the right ear; Vinny will get the left.

So, what's your favorite Scary Movie?

 

[Matthew]

Waitaminute, are you talking about fucking my . . .

Just wait til they get to your nose, Spladle.

 

[B_Spladle]

Just wait til they get to your nose, Spladle.

Never!

*bolts*

 

[madame_zora]

Haha, I was hoping someone would catch that. I talk to the guy who wrote the songs for that movie sometimes.

 

[UniDude]

Would that be the jobs we call "blow"?

I don't believe we've ever conversed, but I love you. I was quoting from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. So yes, it would be the jobs we call blow. Thanks Madame Z.