Where will it end?

[Viking_UK]

Alton Towers have banned Speedos from their water park and also plan to offer complimentary male waxing.

Alton Towers in skimpy Speedos ban - Yahoo! News UK

Well, that's one place which won't see any of my money.

Mind you, I wonder how long it will be till they see their first Speedo protest? :tongue:

 

[HazelGod]

We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure preserve the dignity of all our guests.

WTF? Dignity? What are they planning to wax?

 

[DiscoBoy]

Oh wow, this is completely absurd.

Major tourist attraction Alton Towers has banned Speedos and other types of tight swimming trunks at its Staffordshire site on grounds of taste.

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"We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure preserve the dignity of all our guests."

Taste? Preserving dignity? That PR rep needs to be fired, and soon.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Where's the Queen when you need her ??????

 

[nudeyorker]

This is why I prefer clothing optional establishments everything is decent!

 

[Florida Boy]

Strange. Strange. Homophobic and guys with hair on it makes them nervous. Sounds like it used to be a great water-park to visit.

 

[Viking_UK]

It's almost like going back to Victorian times, except that women were required to cover up too in those days.

 

[Mickactual]

This is not a good sign. One would expect this kind of puritanical bullshit here in the Sates, but in Europe?!

Where's the Queen when you need her ??????

Yes...You called? :wink:

 

[gretchenweiner]

Mind you, I wonder how long it will be till they see their first Speedo protest? :tongue:

hmmm I wouldn't mind watching that protest:tongue:

 

[Ed69]

Next the women will have to wear a short skirt to hide cameltoe and ruffles on the bust to hide erect nips!

I'd also like to know...If you wear board shorts,what the hell are you gonna wax!Your ankles maybe?

 

[gingernuts]

This is msns take on the news

Skimpy Speedos ban at Alton Towers - , - Odd news stories, updates & weather - MSN News UK

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Interesting. God forbid something embarrassing would happen in a family setting like that.

Maybe one of the mommies will take a spill and her boob will flop out. Boob banning perhaps?