One thing about us Tauruses- People don't often discount our stubbornness, devotedness, and our sexual prowess that'd melt a fucking glacier!
Happy b-day there, Snoozie!
Now, would you mind changing back to the sex we originally knew you as?
Don't make me come over there with the birthday paddles and whup your behind.
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