Where's The Strangest Place You've Had Sex

[GayBot]

Ok You Win... Seriously... Sorry Pearl Jam Dude

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

Ok You Win... Seriously... Sorry Pearl Jam Dude

ive also balled a chick on a grave,she was a satanic chick,full moon night..man watta lay!

 

[B_Edward Yawn]

I once had sex in my bedroom.

 

[b.c.]

Parked on a grassy area near the 17th Street Canal levee, across from the city park, in broad daylight half in and out of a car. The open door was facing away from the street during which traffic was passing by.

Also in an art studio on a college campus.

 

[GayBot]

wait a minuite this wasnt decad?

 

[GayBot]

jose quervo cant spell... i meant DCAD...lol

 

[GayBot]

ok back to buisiness boys.... talk to me, where is the weirdest place you've had sex

 

[GayBot]

ok back to buisiness boys.... talk to me, where is the weirdest place you've had sex

me on the hood of a car after behind my building

 

[2322]

The attic of a stuffed bird museum. Lost my hetero virginity there.

 

[Willy_the_Wonka]

Someone cruised me one night at 4 am years ago, and he told me to follow him, and we ended up on a creepy industrial street, and he parked in back of a nondescript building, told me to wait up front, and then opened this big metal door from inside in a minute. Inside was the lobby for...something, very cozy, woodwork, carpeting, sofa, easy chairs, glass coffee table, a desk, a sign-in registry book, warm table lamp lighting, and not much else, except a large picture window-sized wall of glass bricks facing the street, next to the front door. (so, if anyone would be walking along and pressed their face up against it, they'd somewhat see what was going on). We talked for a bit, I complimented the coziness of such a room as a contrast to a dark and creepy street outside, asked what kind of business this room was a lobby for, he fidgeted.... and he asked me if I freaked out easily, I said "no"..... so he says'

"You're in a crematorium."




At that minute I took special notice of the ceramic urns neatly lined up on a shelf, obviously a choice of models to choose from.

I guess he was the manager of the place, and on his lunch break (graveyard shift, pun intended ), nobody else was there, and as strange as it was, and as long as we only stayed in the lobby (inDEED)....well, it was definitely a freaky sex-on.



I don't know if that or the open grave incident, 20 years earlier, was weirder. Just a coupla horny teenagers that night, and there it was, obviously prepped for the next day. I never saw the guy again, he was a little too odd for me (grave was his idea), a few months later I see him on Family Feud, his family lost.

 

[silvertriumph2]

Well, a few come to mind.
1) under blankets on a first class Delta flight from San Juan, PR to New Orleans. He was a US Marine going home on leave and truly was versed in giving good head! That was one of the very few times that I have ever fucked a man.
2) with a hotel employee in a glass enclosed stairway (overlooking the
Kremlin), in the 2,876 room Rossija Hotel in Moscow, Russia.
3) with a young lady on her lunch hour break, under the branches of a huge Magnolia tree in an Alabama City Hall Park.
4) A 3some (mfm) by the lake, under some trees/bushes, in Tivoli Gardens, Copenhagen, Denmark.

 

[lorne]

I have a trifecta of weird ones. In a rail car caboose, grave yard, Daycare parting lot, and hallway in my high school after hours.

 

[Big_Southern_Choco]

Finally a good thread to reply to. I'll say the strangest and most exciting was at back in high school when we used to have assemblies, all of the teachers and administrators and everyone would be in the assembly hall and me, my girl, and a group of friends and their girls would sneak into the gym showers and just fuck until the assembly was over. I'm guessing the possibility of being caught and expelled made it all the more exciting.



Also I was dating this girl back in high school, my sophomore year and I was her first. Anyway... I'd go over to her house after school when her moms at work, so being the gentleman that I am, I didn't want to leave her home all alone so we'd fuck on her couch, her bed, and once on her kitchen table. That was the best I'd say. to say I was was the one popped her cherry, she sure knew how give good head. Damn I miss that girl, unfortunately, her mother was a nurse, and decided to go to another state upon taking a job offer.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

on a airplane.
in a black marble pyramid
on the set of a porn movie
at a family bbq
in the back of a car while her parents were driving.
on her dads bed.
in the bathroom of a nightclub
back stage at a club
in a recording studio.
lemme keep thinking.

 

[vince]

-on my parents bed
-in a '67 Austin Healey Sprite (bj)
-on the top row of the Gator Bowl during a football game
-in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the Yellowhead hwy.
-on a roof garden in Genoa
-on a balcony of the Bayshore hotel
-in a stairwell
-on a table saw
-in the engine room of a boat while underway (bj)
-in my uncle's hay loft with my cousins

 

[frizzle]

In a field/Alleyway/Woods. Choose one of them. But one time I had sex with a girl at a house party whilst another couple were busying coping of with each other.

 

[2322]

Ha! Let me amend my statement as two nights ago I just had sex in a steamworks. An honest to goodness factory that makes steam.

 

[nickymartin]

on the seat of a snowmobile in the middle of a frozen lake

 

[3664shaken]

In a crowded nightclub with a complete stranger and literally hundreds of people watching (This was the wildest)
On top of a car’s roof in an apartment parking area (didn’t know who owned the car but left them a mess on the windshield)
Storeroom of a restaurant during business hours (got caught but didn’t care)
Public Beach with people watching
In a car that was stuck on the freeway in traffic (the guy next to us just kept staring and grinning)
Bathroom of a public park
Inside a catholic church (bf wanted to do this, just didn’t feel right)
Graveyard (didn’t fell right either)
On top of Mt. Whitney

Just a few that comes to mind.