Which Celebrity Has The Smallest Penis?

[Bad_Bussy_]

Which of these celebrities that is rumored to have a small penis, do you think has the smallest member?

 

[Mulett]

Trump.
It’s tiny.
Like a baby’s little toe.

 

[Debbie_J]

Daniel had a perfectly average member in my opinion. I often go back to that Equus video. Now with that being said, NOTHING about Logan Paul exudes "Big dick energy." I'm in no way a size queen. Ron Jeremy is huge but I wouldn't look twice. Hayden Christensen could be 4 inches hard and I'd still put a ring on it. Eric Balfour is tall, gorgeous and has a micro-penis ( lookup a movie called Lie With Me) and I still consider him to be one of the sexiest men walking this planet. It's all about the total package, darling. Look at Joey salads, handsome, nice body and a big dick but he's human garbage and I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, let alone touch his dick.

 

[deleted791069]

Patrick Dempsey (Dr. McDreamy) has basically a nubbin...
View attachment Dempsey, Patrick - Some Girls 001.avi

 

[doctorwholove]

Until I’ve seen them all hard it’s pretty irrelevant. A flaccid penis is useful for one thing and that’s having a piss

 

[Bad_Bussy_]

I definitely feel like Shawn has the smallest. He is always wearing the tightest pants possible and never has a trace of bulge. His Calvin Klein ad made me think he’s related to a Ken Doll.

 

[Cdkcdk92]

Shawn Mendes, but honestly, who cares. A dicks a dick

 

[luizthecrus123456789rojas]

Bulge and alleged nudes

 

[DU18536]

Terrence Howard and Xavier Samuel have to at least be in contention. From the look of it they could both be in actual micropenis territory. And yes growers are a thing but come on, it’s not a magic wand…

 

[Shadeindisguise]

Jude law is small
And it’s been rumored that Eminem is small
He even joked about his penis in the past in some songs

 

[Jim77N]

Do we REALLY know that Jude Law and Daniel Radcliffe are small based on those pictures? Neither was erect. What was the weather like that day? They both looked like any guy you’d see in a locker room, anywhere.

 

[Tvcelebjoe]

Do we REALLY know that Jude Law and Daniel Radcliffe are small based on those pictures? Neither was erect. What was the weather like that day? They both looked like any guy you’d see in a locker room, anywhere.

Especially Jude’s. Looked totally normal to me tbh

 

[Bad_Bussy_]

lmao Shawn wishes that was him.

 

[CaligulaMisunderstood]

I’ve only seen Judes penis and his is pretty small.

Jude is actually a totally average uncut Brit

 

[Richard M S]

Wasn't Terrence Howard's penis rumored to be very small?

 

[luizthecrus123456789rojas]

Bulge and alleged nudes

 

[camevans968]

C
Can PPL stop posting this? This was deduced ages ago. The guy here is Alex Grant

 

[unguerito]

I’ve only seen Judes penis and his is pretty small.

 

[Bad_Bussy_]

I’ve only seen Judes penis and his is pretty small.

Daniel Radcliffe was another one that had his nudes shown for a play and he was all balls lol.

 

[Bad_Bussy_]

Wasn't Terrence Howard's penis rumored to be very small?

Forgot about that one. It looked very small in that 50 Cent movie.