lol. The only girl I ever had sex with, was a friends with benefits deal and man was she amaziiiiiing at what she did. It was a purely friends with benefits thing. This girl was nuts. Like, she had problems and slept around and didn't hide it.
She finally seduced me one night, and after that point there was no going back. For the next 5 years we fucked like wild animals and it was amazing. This girl was epic at what she did. Absolutely epic. She could make me cum in less then two minutes if she wanted, despite my attempts to resist.
She got down and dirty. She would give insane blowjobs, she would grind the shit out of me, etc. I don't think it's possible to be much crazier, to get much better, then what she did, from a strictly physical ordeal. (emotions and love not withstanding)
So, from my point of view, girls can be just as dirty, if not more then men.
Also, this song:
My Darkest Days - Porn Star Dancing [Feat. Zakk Wylde and Chad Kroeger] [HD] - YouTube
From my point of view, if this song was about men singing about other men, it wouldn't be dirty (and awesome.) I'd be laughing my ass of.
Here, I edited the first few verses of the lyrics to make it gay and I'm loling so hard hearing it sung in my head. I just can't take this song seriously this way. I imagine this song being parodied in Family Guy with these lyrics. -_-
Kyle won't kiss my friend Christopher
Joey won't play ball
Micky won't share his friend Michael
Doesn't anybody live at all?
Alex won't leave me empty handed
Got his number from the bathroom stall
Bobby just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old
But I got a guy who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go
He wraps those hands around that pole
He licks those lips and off we go
He takes it off nice and slow
Because that's porn star dancin'
He don't play nice, he makes me beg
He drops that dress around his legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'
Your body's lightin' up the room
I want a naughty boy like you
There's nothing harder to do
Sammy's gonna save himself for marriage
But that's just not my style
He's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want guys gone wild