Which have you done more?

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Which have you done more times, had an orgasm or posted on LPSG?

  1. Posted on LPSG

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    8.6%
  2. Had an orgasm

    42 vote(s)
    72.4%
  3. They are about the same

    4 vote(s)
    6.9%
  4. I have no freakin idea, what the hell kind of poll is this?

    5 vote(s)
    8.6%
  5. Other

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  1. snoozan

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    Which have you done more of in your lifetime? Had an orgasm or made posts at LPSG? Count with your current post count at LPSG and the number of orgasms (not the number of times you've had sex/sexual contact) and don't forget to include masturbation. Elaborate, please...

    :biggrin1:

    I'll start.

    I'm going to average myself at 8 orgasms a month for 13 years since I've been sexually active and/or masturbating for about 15 years. This may be a rather conservative estimate, but it still puts me at 1,440 orgasms, which is above my post count.
     
  2. Lordpendragon

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    Hand an orgasm - Freud rules :biggrin1: you can advanced edit that sadly :wink:
     
  3. Gillette

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    Would you like extra?

    Hands, orgasms?

    Both?
     
  4. Channelwood

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    Let's see

    (~ 2 orgasms/day) * (365 days/year) * 30 years = > 20,000 orgasms

    No contest.
     
  5. Matthew

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    More orgasms than posts

    :eek:
     
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    I have definately had more orgasms than posts and that's even not including masturbation.
     
  7. Gillette

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    I want your sex life.
     
  8. agnslz

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    Haha, I did some calculations and it looks like my post count is almost exactly the same as the number of orgasms I've had in my life.

    365 days a year, times the 13 years that I've been able to orgasm, divided in half, for an average of about one orgasm every other day, equals approximately 2,372 orgasms in my life, as compared to the 2,355 posts I've made so far. Yay!:biggrin:

    Likewise, my estimation may be a bit conservative.:wink::tongue:
     
  9. SpoiledPrincess

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    I can't even begin to calculate how many orgasms I've had - lots, off now to have some more :)
     
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    daym i lost count
    but it's orgasms alrite
     
  11. Blocko

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    Orgasms for now, but if I continue at the rate I'm posting, I think eventually posts would overtake.
     
  12. Principessa

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    Sad to say my posts easily out number my orgasms. :redface:
     
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    i am currently shedding a tear for you... i honestly feel bad for women who have a harder time having an orgasm. i usually see that as a personal challenge when im with someone.
     
  14. Love-it

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    More O than posts, but I'm 58 years old, so that's hardly fair. Besides it's hard to count on one hand, type with the other hand and beat off with my other hand, I just discovered what my problem is!
     
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    Whereas, I am almost 25 years old and have had WAY more orgasms than posts.

    The break down (roughly):

    Starting getting orgasms at 10
    Jerked off daily from 10-14: 365x 5years= 1825 times
    Jerked off increasingly often from 14-18: 12/week x 52weeks x 5 years= 3120 times
    Began jerking off a min of 3/day 19-23: 21/week x 52weeks x 4 years= 4368 times
    Came to lpsg at 23: approx 28/week (more times on weekends, when I have time) x 52weeks x1.5 years= 2184

    Total: 11497 times that I have jerked off.

    Note: This is a rough estimate and doesn't include my times as a teenager when I went for a month trying to jerk off as often as possible (averaging 4-6 times a day), or weeks where I was extra horny, or the slower weeks, where I only jerked off twice that week.:rolleyes:
     
  16. Blocko

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    There is a definite trend here... if we graph this, we might be able to figure out how many times more per week Jeff will be jerking in 25 years time. :biggrin1:

     
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    Nah, I wouldn't waste your time, dude... I'm at a peak right now, and I am sure it will drop to a respectable 2-3 orgasms a day in the next 5 years.:rolleyes:
     
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    No wonder your right forearm looks like Schwarzenegger's, and your left looks like Calista Flockhart's. Somebody get this man an ice pack for his elbow!!
     
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    Seeing as I only have about 210 posts, obviously by far, I have had more orgasms in my life than the number of times I have posted on LPSG.
     
  20. Onslow

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    I answered yes.


    I have no idea how many times I have achieved an orgasm. They have been dry (as a strange 6 year old screwing a pillow) and with ejaculation some have been mild and some barely a twinge and some super powerful.



    what was the question again? It's hard to hear over all the moans in here.


    Probably 12000 or more orgasms at this time in life (that's going at a conservative 250 per year). I honestly have no idea--if I'd known there was going to be a quiz I would have kept better records.
     
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