which household items...

[B_rzl]

i was wondering which everyday household items do you use when horny, eg hump a pillow or a christmas baloon, or fuck a chair, something with a hole etc...
my furniture doesnt have any places to fuck. they should think about it when designing

 

[monel]

Oh how I violated many a piece of furniture when I was a young teen.

 

[652752]

Don't really do much now, but when was younger:
Shop vac, because most household vacs are too small, with a hole in the tube or attachment, so you can control how strong it sucks. If you get it right and let air in from edges at the base it vibrates the cock at an ultra high speed. Can be nice.

I have a home made fucking machine out of a foot masager that works great with controllable in and out movements and speed. Slow to very fast.

A couple of Gel Packs suppose to be used to freeze and put in coolers the kind that are liquid and soft side. Heat them up a bit to make warm then lube them up.

Have to think about it but I am sure there was lots more in my teens and 20's

 

[D_Ivana_Bhig-Dicke]

Ajax and Brillo Pads.

 

[B_rzl]

Ajax and Brillo Pads.

im not sure i understand, could you explain those pads or show us?

 

[D_Ivana_Bhig-Dicke]

im not sure i understand, could you explain those pads or show us?

Brillo Pad - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia aka steel wool

Twas a joke

 

[B_rzl]

Brillo Pad - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia aka steel wool

Twas a joke

well, im not english so thought its a nickname for something else