Which hypothetical "guy" would you choose to fuck?

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701757

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You forgot guy
#69
Face- handsome as fuck
Body-sexy and fit as fuck
Dick- super medium cute
And I ain't hypothetical I am as real as the stretch marks on your mommas ass!!!

Now choose.

You're having a bit too much of immature fun for a guy your age, won't you agree? I'd think you were 12 if I saw you on another website.
 

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You forgot to add the most important factor for a lot of women: How much money does he have? LOL

(That's my sexist comment for the year :tongue:)

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Ok in all seriousness though, It would be between 2-3 for me also.

Luckily, my man is:

Face: Handsome
Body: Sexy/Fit (and hairy *woof*)
Cock: Hung!

:wink:
 
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You're having a bit too much of immature fun for a guy your age, won't you agree? I'd think you were 12 if I saw you on another website.

Ha ha true true but it is fun and we are on LPSG so it don't get anymore reDICKulse than that and have you checked out my albums I am all about having fun and my girl says the same thing:)
 

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In short, (even though it is a nice bonus) I don't care how hung you are - if your face is ugly I just can't do it. I am going to be looking at you a lot when I'm with you so I need to like and get excited by what I see.
 
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If I was looking for a one-night stand, I'd choose guy #1 (average guys are alright... and a hung cock is nice).

But if I was choosing a boyfriend, I'd choose guy #3! Handsome is good, average body is good and small cock is manageable!
 

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You know i didn't see anything about hygiene. Assuming they are all wel groomed and very clean....Can I go Average face, Average Body and Average cock...with a dash of uncut cock and a beard? GREAT! That's my guy.
 
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Ha ha true true but it is fun and we are on LPSG so it don't get anymore reDICKulse than that and have you checked out my albums I am all about having fun and my girl says the same thing:)

Well I was talking about the "stretch marks on your mommas ass" part lol and those 3 hypothetical cases were hypothetical for a reason. It's like experimenting on 3 different plants, you can't just say, "Wait there's another plant that does what those 3 can't do alone" since we don't care about that plant.
 

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Well OP doesnt really cover all the possible combinations, I think there would need to be 9 for that. A better poll would be to say "Pick two: face, body, penis."

The poll as it stands, I pick #3. I have to be able to look at my lover even when hes clothed, and body type isnt important so long as its not extremely obese, and I like to play with toys anyway so... yeah

If this was a 1 night stand? #1 if I could be blindfolded or not have to look at him and just bend over and get fucked for hours
 

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Slap a foreskin with loads of overhang on #3 and I'm sold; in fact, I think I met him last night at a party-of-sorts. I got his number and will call it before the weekend proposing a dinner-date.
 

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Well I was talking about the "stretch marks on your mommas ass" part lol and those 3 hypothetical cases were hypothetical for a reason. It's like experimenting on 3 different plants, you can't just say, "Wait there's another plant that does what those 3 can't do alone" since we don't care about that plant.

Ha ha true but since it's hypothetical I time traveled throught time an space and added the 69 choice being carefull not to mess up the time space continuum.
 

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Well OP doesnt really cover all the possible combinations, I think there would need to be 9 for that. A better poll would be to say "Pick two: face, body, penis."

The poll as it stands, I pick #3. I have to be able to look at my lover even when hes clothed, and body type isnt important so long as its not extremely obese, and I like to play with toys anyway so... yeah

If this was a 1 night stand? #1 if I could be blindfolded or not have to look at him and just bend over and get fucked for hours

couldn't cover all because it would be too many options PLUS to easy to answer because there would be one guy where everything perfectly aligned (handsome, fit and hung) and i'm pretty sure everyone would chose him. so i chose the three where there was a positive, "negative" and a neutral.

interesting response
 
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Guy # 3.....Face is very important to me. I can't even see your penis if your face is unattractive. I could maybe do guy # 2, depending on how unfit he is and how average he is....
 
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I understand what people mean by there not being enough options, as you could continue the combinations...

But the point of it all is to have three guys, each with one out of three attributes that fit into: "desirable", "average" and "possibly undesirable".

If one of the options were, Guy #9: Handsome face, fit body, hung cock... Wouldn't that just be a predictable poll? He'd certainly beat Guy #8: Unattractive face, unfit body, small penis.
 
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Well OP doesnt really cover all the possible combinations, I think there would need to be 9 for that. A better poll would be to say "Pick two: face, body, penis."

The poll as it stands, I pick #3. I have to be able to look at my lover even when hes clothed, and body type isnt important so long as its not extremely obese, and I like to play with toys anyway so... yeah

If this was a 1 night stand? #1 if I could be blindfolded or not have to look at him and just bend over and get fucked for hours

No there would be 27.