Which LPSGer has been emailing Prof. Dawkins?

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    YouTube - Richard Dawkins reads his email

    The missing punctuation, vulgar/angry language, broken sentence structure and general ignorance sound terribly familiar.

    My favorite quotes, I'm gonna use these sometime;

    "You damn blasphemy!"
    That's what I'ma tell the bartender when he says I've had enough.

    "Your destiny is all fucked up."
    I'ma tell that to the next cashier who double-charges me.

    And my favorite......
    "Satan will enjoy torturing you."

    Did anyone else think it was great hearing him interpret this? I'd like to hear some remixes. I wanna hear a Soulja Boy remix of the emails, I wanna hear Hillary Clinton read them with Jill Scott ad-libbing in the background.

    Ba-doo-be-doo-be-deh-deh-deh-destiny's all fucked uuuuuup!

    Oh, and fuck the bullshit, I wanna hear Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones record readings of the emails.
     
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    "Your destiny is all fucked up."
    Sounds like somebody was trying to sound creepily cryptic and fell out of character halfway through. Or that somebody's just a tool.
     
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    Maybe they should stop threatening him with death via email and PRAY for it.

    I mean, prayer works all the time doesn't it!

    I like Richard Dawkin's work. A passage from his book goes something like this:

    "If there is a God, surely he wouldn't mind you being a little skeptic and questioning his existence with the intelligence he supposedly gave you."

    No one in the world believes in Ancient Greek, Roman, Egyptian or Prehistoric gods and deities. It is therefore foolish to think that for some reason God is any more real or believable than Zeus or the Emu Man. Foolish and hypocritical
     
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    All your YouTube are belong to us.
     
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    UM......was it you?....j/k
     
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    You damn blasphemy!:tongue:
     
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    Ah yes, all these turn-the-other-cheekers having a go at Mr. Dawkins. How unchristian.
     
  8. marleyisalegend

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    That's what makes it so hilarious, other than hearing him use such vulgar language in his monotonous, indifferent tone. These are supposed Christians and just listen to the kind of things they're saying? My grandma used to call them "Sunday Christians". They go to church Sunday to make up for what they did Monday-Saturday.
     
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    The last time I was In a church me and this blonde girl made the church echo of VERY UNHOLY sounds
     
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    I think there are a few tens of millions of people on the planet who might have written those lines. "You damn blasphemy!" is pretty good, though. It reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons in which Bart hears Homer swear and infers that he can swear too, so he says, "Yeah — hell damn fart!"

    That happens to me too sometimes when I eat Mexican food.
     
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    I know, I was just teasin the LPSGers, but you know good and well that does sound like a member or two here.

    LOL. Maybe they both had the new Taco Bell Queso Wrap. Mmmmmm.
     
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    Reminds me of a saying I heard several years ago.
    "Going to church does no more to make you a Christian than standing in the garage does to make you a car."
     
  13. marleyisalegend

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    I heard that one too, I like those sayings. Another version is "Going to church doesn't make you any more Christian than sitting in the oven makes you a biscuit." Mmmmm. Biscuit.

    *head rolls back*

    *drools and slobs*
     
  14. ManlyBanisters

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    I like the one that seems to tickle him too, "Ha ha you fucking dumbass, I hope you get hit by a church van tonight and you die slowly!"

    Very creative. As this kind of insult goes it is almost, dare I say,
    ...evolved !! :eek::eek:

    :biggrin:



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    LOL, it certainly is compared to the other emails.
     
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    When people stop having there weddings in a church I'll stop going.
     
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    Sorry?

    Was that one of the emails or did you just feel a need to spit it out there? I'm not quite getting the relevance...
     
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    It doesn't make much sense so feel free to speculate all you want. My guess is he was attending a church service when he was abducted by aliens from beyond the moon.
     
  19. ManlyBanisters

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    Possibly, possibly. I'm not even sure if it is a threat or a promise though.

    Does he like going to church for weddings and is saying he won't go to any more weddings if they aren't in churches OR is he saying that he does not like going to church and the only reason he ever sets foot in one is to attend weddings?

    Or is he saying that he and Richard Dawkins will be married soon in the controversial Church of the Prolapsed Anus in Salt Lake City?
     
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    Prolapsed anus. *shudders*
     
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