YouTube - Richard Dawkins reads his email The missing punctuation, vulgar/angry language, broken sentence structure and general ignorance sound terribly familiar. My favorite quotes, I'm gonna use these sometime; "You damn blasphemy!" That's what I'ma tell the bartender when he says I've had enough. "Your destiny is all fucked up." I'ma tell that to the next cashier who double-charges me. And my favorite...... "Satan will enjoy torturing you." Did anyone else think it was great hearing him interpret this? I'd like to hear some remixes. I wanna hear a Soulja Boy remix of the emails, I wanna hear Hillary Clinton read them with Jill Scott ad-libbing in the background. Ba-doo-be-doo-be-deh-deh-deh-destiny's all fucked uuuuuup! Oh, and fuck the bullshit, I wanna hear Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones record readings of the emails.