Which LPSGer has been emailing Prof. Dawkins?

[Drifterwood]

Ironically, these people are the most compelling argument against evolution.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Being an Atheist, I'll surely be around after the rapture. If any of you Christians want your pets cared for after your bodies have been taken to heaven, just send me $50.00. I don't have a kennel, but I have a spare bedroom that has a bed and a chest of drawers.

Serious offers only.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Being an Atheist, I'll surely be around after the rapture. If any of you Christians want your pets cared for after your bodies have been taken to heaven, just send me $50.00. I don't have a kennel, but I have a spare bedroom that has a bed and a chest of drawers.

Serious offers only.

Do you have other sources of protein?

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

There's a mirror (full-length) and a clock. Why do you ask? Do you want to join this pioneering venture? Are you a fellow freethinker, Rubester?

$50 per pet must be, like, a brazillion dollars.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Being an Atheist, I'll surely be around after the rapture. If any of you Christians want your pets cared for after your bodies have been taken to heaven, just send me $50.00. I don't have a kennel, but I have a spare bedroom that has a bed and a chest of drawers.

Serious offers only.

I've got some services I can offer you for $50. Bring your own condoms and leave the cash on the nightstand.

 

[Guy-jin]

I like the one that seems to tickle him too, "Ha ha you fucking dumbass, I hope you get hit by a church van tonight and you die slowly!"

Very creative. As this kind of insult goes it is almost, dare I say,
...evolved !!

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That one DID make me chuckle.

The fact that he wanted it to be a church van made all the difference.