Which Muppet are you?

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Since the Muppet question stuck around for a while, I thought y'all might enjoy this one:

Muppet Quiz

My results:

You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understands you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.

FAVORITE EXPRESSION: "Brk! Brk! Brk!"
HOBBIES: Kokin' der yummee-yummers
FAVORITE MOVIE: "Wild Strawberries...and Creme"
LAST BOOK READ: "Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"
QUOTE: "Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk yubetcha!"

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

You are Janice. You dig the groove man, nothing can bum you out. Too bad you're too stoned to notice.

INSTRUMENT: Like, you know, guitar, fer sure.
LAST BOOK READ: "Finding Your Past Lives on the Web"
FAVORITE EXPRESSION: "Fer sure, like, fer sure."
FAVORITE THINGS: Peace, love and, like, granola, totally.
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: Her inner child.


TAG, you know I love you don't you? B)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You know, it's amazing just how many times I've inspired off topic topics.

But I'm Animal: wild crazy and a human food gobbler. Oh yeah, and I love women.

Quote Animal from THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN OPENING SCENE:

WOMANWOMANWOMANWOMANWOMAN...................WOMAN!!!

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

You are Kermit the Frog.
You are reliable, responsible and caring. And youhave a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the Internet"

HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Apr 27 2005, 12:25 PM
TAG, you know I love you don't you? B)

[post=305368]Quoted post[/post]​

And I love you too....but you're not getting my Bud! (actually, I drink Bud Light, but you're still not getting it&#33

Can't wait until we're neighbors.

 

[B_Jeremy]

Heh... I think most of the guys here would be gonzo! :lol:

 

[madame_zora]

You are Rizzo the Rat. You have few friends, but are loyal to those you do have. Maybe if you didn't smell like sewage you would have more. SPECIES: Rodentia Digesta Lotta Grub HOMETOWN: Brooklyn, USA FAVORITE MOVIE: "Rat On A Hot Tin Roof" FAVORITE SONG: "The Pest Is Yet To Come" FAVORITE FOOD: You got it, I'll eat it. HOBBIES: See "Favorite Food". QUOTE: "When do we eat?"

Dammit, I never even heard of this one, I wanted to be Cookie Monster!!!!!!!

 

[Pecker]

You are Sweetums.

A hard exterior covers up the soft sweet center of your soul. And you love to eat humans.

SPECIAL TALENTS: Really big dance steps.
FAVORITE MOVIE: "Big"
QUOTE: "Wait for me!"
LAST BOOK READ: "Taming Your Outer Beast"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: Robin the Frog

 

[Pappy]

You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous

QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"

LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.

 

[13788]

ravenously: I'm sweetums, that big hairy guy that always carried people of stage.
He was always my favorite muppet.

 

[viking]

"Brk! Brk! Brk!"

 

[steve319]

Evidently, I am Kermit the Frog. That's pretty cool.

 

[Altairion]

You are Dr. Bunson Honeydew. You love to analyse things and further the cause of science, even if you do tend to blow things up more often than not.

HOBBIES: Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes, Recombining DNA to create decorative art.
QUOTE: "Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and 60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will surge through your body. Ready?"
FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST: John Cougar Melonhead
LAST BOOK READ: "Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave Recipes"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms.

 

[13788]

hung_big: You are Janice. You dig the groove man, nothing can bum you out. Too bad you're too stoned to notice.

INSTRUMENT: Like, you know, guitar, fer sure.
LAST BOOK READ: "Finding Your Past Lives on the Web"
FAVORITE EXPRESSION: "Fer sure, like, fer sure."
FAVORITE THINGS: Peace, love and, like, granola, totally.
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: Her inner child.

 

[jonb]

Why would I eat a chocolate moose? Don't they mean chocolate mousse? Anyway, here's my results:

You are Animal. You are completely nuts, but fun to be around. SPECIAL TALENTS: Drums, Women, Food. HOBBIES: Drums, Women, Food. FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!" LAST BOOK EATEN: "The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food" NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An appetite.

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/A/Aut..._ffAnimal_s.jpg

 

[Nienna]

Add another Janice to the Pile Like fer sure.....

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Originally posted by jonb@Apr 27 2005, 11:37 PM
Why would I eat a chocolate moose? Don't they mean chocolate mousse? Anyway, here's my results:

You are Animal. You are completely nuts, but fun to be around. SPECIAL TALENTS: Drums, Women, Food. HOBBIES: Drums, Women, Food. FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!" LAST BOOK EATEN: "The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food" NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An appetite.

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/A/Aut..._ffAnimal_s.jpg

[post=305636]Quoted post[/post]​

Does Animal eat other animals?

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by jonb@Apr 27 2005, 11:37 PM
Why would I eat a chocolate moose? Don't they mean chocolate mousse?

Jon, here is the script from the Swedish Chef's skit:

CHOCOLATE MOOSE

Noo, toodie wee well meg dee chocolate mooose. Step oone, geet a
five-pound block oof chocolate.
<5 lb. chocolate hefted onto table. THUNK&#33;>

Step twoo, get dee mooose. Heer, mooosee mooosee mooosee mooosee&#33;
<moose walks into kitchen.>

Step three, put dee mooose een dee bleender.
<moose looks quizically as chef puts moose in blender, head first.>
<Vreee&#33; Vreee&#33; Vruuunk&#33;>

Nuutice: dee bleender cun&#39;t hundel dee entlers. Put dee entlers een
last.
<chef reverses moose, puts back in blender. Moose raises front legs
in "why me?" gesture>
<Vreee&#33; Vreee&#33; Vruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunknknknknk>
<Chef pulls antlers out of blender>

Seeve dee entlers, yoo cun use dem fur furks.

Steep three: cuut chocolate eentoo leetle bite-size peeces. Heer, we
uuse a cleever.
<Chef attempts to chop chocolate block with meat cleaver, but only
succeeds in breaking the cleaver.>

Dees is guud chocolate. Weell, eef at furst yuu dun&#39;t succeed, pass
dee buck. Get dee asseesteent. Aseesteent&#33;
<Miss Piggy, in chef&#39;s hat and apron, enters kitchen.>

Asseesteent, pulees cuut dee chocolate eentoo leedle bite-size peeces.
<Miss Piggy karate-chops chocolate block into little pieces, leaving
chocolate all over counter.>

Theenk yooo, asseestent.
<Miss Piggy leaves. Chef uses dustpan and broom to collect chocolate pieces>

Steep fuur, put chocolate een weeth moose, und bleend egen.
<dumps dumps chocolate into blender, and turns it on. He has
forgotten to place the lid on the blender, however, and chocolate
moose begins to cover the chef and his kitchen.>

Allweeys remembur oone uf twoo theengs. Eether puut dee leed on dee
bleender, ur meg shuur det yuur diiners ur een dee keetchen.
<Collects chocolate moose from his apron using his finger, then tastes
it.>

Uum&#33; Dees ees guud mooosee&#33;

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Pecker, I just laughed so hard reading that&#33; Guess I won&#39;t have to do my crunches today. Thanks man&#33; :lol:

 

[lapdog2001]

You are Kermit the Frog.

You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Hi ho&#33;" "Yaaay&#33;" and "Sheesh&#33;"
FAVORITE MOVIE: "How Green Was My Mother"
LAST BOOK READ: "Surfin&#39; the Webfoot: A Frog&#39;s Guide to the Internet"
HOBBIES: Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.
QUOTE: "Hmm, my banjo is wet."

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

^^^ Kermit after the Swedish Chef got a hold of him&#33; :wow:

LapDog :9 :9