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Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Lordpendragon, Feb 12, 2007.
Ladies (and guys of course ), which of my available friends would you choose?
What are the reviews on their sexual prowess and abilities? Details, m'lord, details...
They are all virgins like me and need the experience of a good woman to enlighten them to the pleasures of the flesh.
I shall strike them with my magic fairy wand and they shall all become dancing prancing queens such as myself--there! Your problem is solved. Once they are Queers, I will teach them everything they need to know--I'll try to be gentle.
*Laughs out loud holding sides. Falls onto floor*
Thanks. I needed that.
Probably the gentleman on the right. The middle is a close second although if that picture was anatomically correct you could see the tip of his cock in the back of my throat if he was inside me. I doubt the little guy with the parade float of a cock would have enough strength and endurance to do what was needed once he managed to get that inside a woman.
Virgin must be code word for something.... like he's never recieved anal...
Im just going to stick with masturbation..ok!:smile:
Well, I'm all in favor of them getting their first experiences, and I'm sure each of them will make a great lover.
But not for me, sorry.
*Takes a quick exit*
I'm sorry to say so LP
but they're all ugly as hell
The short guy looks like he's riding a swimming pool float toy.
A claim of you being a virgin is like a similar claim of being 99% straight to some others! ROTFLMFAO!
Once again, Lordpendragon must have gone to the Virgin Islands for recycling! Seems to be a weekly event. More likely hourly.
Come here, Big Guy, you are in desparate need of an immediate 1% refreshening.:biggrin1:
Is the one to the left a child or a midget?
I got three holes. Bring it on.
I dont like their angry strange vibes..sorry LP..I pass...
That's Ok gorgeous - there's still me :wink:
Heather - I admit it - I LOL'd.
Sam - are the American Virgin Islands bigger that the British Virgin Island?
I dont want your friends. I want you. Why do you not answer my calls? Have you no mercy for the tears i shed? Why cant you remember the good times of you and i in Alantic City? I still have that dress you wore under the board walk. I had it dry cleaned 5 times... Why do you leave me so broken hearted? Is this an open love letter from a jilted lover you left in the dirt? Perhaps. I promise to do the things you want me to do. We will eat danish and take long walks in the park and yes i will call you Sally like you allways wanted.. I am crying right now holding your dress...:smile: :wink:
LPD, that one made me laugh =D