Which of my friends would you pick?

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    Ladies (and guys of course :rolleyes: ), which of my available friends would you choose?
     

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    What are the reviews on their sexual prowess and abilities? Details, m'lord, details...
     
  3. Lordpendragon

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    They are all virgins like me and need the experience of a good woman to enlighten them to the pleasures of the flesh.
     
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    I shall strike them with my magic fairy wand and they shall all become dancing prancing queens such as myself--there! Your problem is solved. Once they are Queers, I will teach them everything they need to know--I'll try to be gentle.
     
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    *Laughs out loud holding sides. Falls onto floor*

    Thanks. I needed that.

    Probably the gentleman on the right. The middle is a close second although if that picture was anatomically correct you could see the tip of his cock in the back of my throat if he was inside me. I doubt the little guy with the parade float of a cock would have enough strength and endurance to do what was needed once he managed to get that inside a woman.
     
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    Virgin must be code word for something.... like he's never recieved anal...
     
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    Umm..Umm

    Im just going to stick with masturbation..ok!:smile:
     
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    Well, I'm all in favor of them getting their first experiences, and I'm sure each of them will make a great lover.

    But not for me, sorry.

    *Takes a quick exit*
     
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    I'm sorry to say so LP
    but they're all ugly as hell
     
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    The short guy looks like he's riding a swimming pool float toy.
     
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    A claim of you being a virgin is like a similar claim of being 99% straight to some others! ROTFLMFAO!

    Once again, Lordpendragon must have gone to the Virgin Islands for recycling! Seems to be a weekly event. More likely hourly.

    Come here, Big Guy, you are in desparate need of an immediate 1% refreshening.:biggrin1:
     
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    Is the one to the left a child or a midget?

    I got three holes. Bring it on.
     
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    :eek: ... :smile:
     
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    I dont like their angry strange vibes..sorry LP..I pass...:rolleyes:
     
  15. Lordpendragon

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    That's Ok gorgeous - there's still me :wink:

    Heather - I admit it - I LOL'd.

    Sam - are the American Virgin Islands bigger that the British Virgin Island?
     
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    I dont want your friends. I want you. Why do you not answer my calls? Have you no mercy for the tears i shed? Why cant you remember the good times of you and i in Alantic City? I still have that dress you wore under the board walk. I had it dry cleaned 5 times... Why do you leave me so broken hearted? Is this an open love letter from a jilted lover you left in the dirt? Perhaps. I promise to do the things you want me to do. We will eat danish and take long walks in the park and yes i will call you Sally like you allways wanted.. I am crying right now holding your dress...:smile: :wink:
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    LPD, that one made me laugh =D
     
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