Okay, my wife's three best friends just returned from a cruise. The first experience they had to share with my wife was about a couple they met at one of the bars. The girls were more than a little tipsy at the time and were feeling frisky. Anyway, the girl of the couple kept bragging about her boyfriend's equipment until one of my wife's friends reached her limit of curiosity; she yanked down his shorts and according to the girls it hung close to his knees. When my wife told me, I figured Quercusone or one of you other fellows must have been onboard. Of course my wife, already sad that she had to stay home and work, is now beside herself for missing the show. So, anyone here admit to cruising last week?