Which pisser are you?

[Pecker]

21 Types of Men You'll See In the Men's Room:

1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man taking a dump in the stall will get blamed.
12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14 SHOWOFF: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both in the stall.
16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20 HOPEFUL: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.

Which type are you?

 

[txquis]

I think i'm a little crosseyed.
LOL.

This was hilarious, man.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by txquis@Jan 26 2005, 02:06 PM
I think i'm a little crosseyed.
LOL.

This was hilarious, man.

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I guess I'm indifferent, and yes, this was hilarious.

HOT new avatar, TX! We're gonna have to start calling you sexy Texy!
Yeah, I'm a sucker for the mean look.

 

[txquis]

Thanks Madame
(wishing I was a straight man at this point. Love me some Madame)

 

[surferboy]

I'd say I'm a Frivolous pisser. Where did you find this, anyways?

 

[madame_zora]

*wuvs you too* :wub:

Don't feel bad, Tx, I'm usually wishing I was a gay man, so I guess we're even! Now, back to pissing.

 

[hungmormon]

I AM A SOCIABLE PISSER

 

[Pene_Negro_Grande]

I am sociable - the bathroom is not only for pissing...

 

[13788]

iluvatar: hey, i found it great,
for my part, crosseyed of course

 

[yaoifun]

I'll have to go with little on this one X'D im short...this is too funny though, where did you find it? or did you make it yourself?

 

[surferboy]

I'm also a mix of Sociable.

 

[B_HungSpermBoy]

Have to say i'm a mix between Childish & Frivolous.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Definitely Frivolous; I'm the type who likes to write his name in the snow. After all, my first name does have an i to dot and a t to cross! LOL

 

[ericbear]

I guess I'm usually 8, Frivolous. I'm not sure I agree that this style should be named frivolous, however. Sometimes you can accomplish something genuinely usefull with a good, well-directed blast from a nice hard piss, like flushing that cigarette butt into the drain. (A lot of beer is helpful here, both to get the requisite bladder full, and to understand the value of this, which looses some of its appeal when sober.)

Sometimes I've been 2, Sociable, but usually I'm the one that really has to piss, and it's someone else that goes along for the ride.

I've been known to be 5, Indifferent, such as that one time when using the sink gave me a much better view of the blowjob going on in the corner (and got me an invitation to come help gag the cocksucker).

 

[jonb]

Usually frivolous, sometimes childish. When all the urinals and toilets are being used (or on trough-style ones, when I can't find a place, even at the side), I'll be indifferent. When all the sinks are also being used, I'll be radical.

Now, when I'm out in the middle of nowhere, I'll either unzip (if wearing jeans) or roll up a leg and put my leg on whatever I can to balance it out (if wearing trunks), or simply pull my pants down (if wearing anything where I can't do either).

 

[13788]

Tallboy: Indifferent, Not that I have ever pissed in a sink before. Drinking fountain yes, sink no, I have some manners after all.

 

[Pappy]

At times I'm a little of all of the above.

 

[13788]

lighthouse: If I have my PA in, & I'm wearing a suit, & someone is standing next to me, #14, making sure the ring taps on the porcelain.

 

[Altairion]

mix of frivolous and childish....what can i say? pee is just fun to play with.

 

[13788]

Admiral Johnson: Frivolous and Socialable