21 Types of Men You'll See In the Men's Room: 1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. 11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man taking a dump in the stall will get blamed. 12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. 13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14 SHOWOFF: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both in the stall. 16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. 19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20 HOPEFUL: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. 21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall. Which type are you?