Which toilet paper do you use

Which toilet paper do you use?

  • 1-ply: maybe I was born with it!

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • 2-ply: Surprisingly smooth!

    Votes: 9 56.3%
  • 3-play: coz I'm worth it!

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • scented: yes, I can!

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Whatever's on special/promotion: coz i'm "thrifty" like that!

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Total voters
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Well, toilet paper is something that we use for many purposes, which could include:

  • the obvious
  • wiping up a spill on your floor/desk/etc
  • blowing your nose
  • drying your eyes after a break-up or receiving bad news
  • using it as a napkin if your host is a cheapo
  • and for the creative, here are some more ideas lol and here too (hilarious)
Talk about multi-purpose, ey.
So tell me, which do you use, and why?
 
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Me too. I use Patchos' hand or fallen leaves, too. :smile:

3-ply, or 4 if I'm feeling rich (or visiting my mum's house).

1 and 2 ply are not worth it - they disintegrate and some types leave little bobbles of tissue in the vagina. Nasty!!

NEVER put scented tp near your vagina if you love it. I bought some scented stuff by accident a while back, it's in the back of the cupboard for emergencies, like cleaning up dog puke or similar.
 

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Good stuff, Costco brand is good too :)
 

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I buy the kind with 1000 sheets on the roll because I know it will last a while. Two ply doesn't do any better a job. And I do not extra perfume on me for crissake! Also, the best kinds are recycled and don't gum up the septic like that shiny European stuff.
 

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We have some really good toilet paper in Serbia! 2-ply here is just fab!
But, I have to be honest, I only feel clean after taking a shower! so I usually do my 'work' in the morning, take a shower, and I`m ready to go;)
 

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Me too. I use Patchos' hand or fallen leaves, too. :smile:

3-ply, or 4 if I'm feeling rich (or visiting my mum's house).

1 and 2 ply are not worth it - they disintegrate and some types leave little bobbles of tissue in the vagina. Nasty!!

NEVER put scented tp near your vagina if you love it. I bought some scented stuff by accident a while back, it's in the back of the cupboard for emergencies, like cleaning up dog puke or similar.
Did you buy the scented stuff in France? I've made that mistake before. It's an instant itch for my lady bits.
 

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Well, I live here and not really close enough to any boarder that I can buy my TP in another country, so yeah.

Doesn't make me itch, I just know extra chemicals and vaginas do not mix well.

PS - what is wrong with the word 'vagina'? - Why be coy and say 'lady bits'?
 

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Well, I live here and not really close enough to any boarder that I can buy my TP in another country, so yeah.

Doesn't make me itch, I just know extra chemicals and vaginas do not mix well.

PS - what is wrong with the word 'vagina'? - Why be coy and say 'lady bits'?

I just hate extra perfume in anything. But if you go into the terminology of it, I never put paper in my vagina. I only use it on my urethra and labia and rectum. The vagina is too interior an area for wiping.
 

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Well, I live here and not really close enough to any boarder that I can buy my TP in another country, so yeah.

Doesn't make me itch, I just know extra chemicals and vaginas do not mix well.

PS - what is wrong with the word 'vagina'? - Why be coy and say 'lady bits'?
Coy? More a description of the general vicinity of the tp irritation as it wasn't specific to the vagina.
 

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Can anyone (Especially in the UK) remember this dire stuff?.....

Izal Medicated Strong Toilet Paper - Household Products with reviews and price comparison at dooyoo.co.uk

Often found in the UK schools system and public toilets back in the day, I know from experience the Maths dept often used to borrow the stuff as tracing paper..... it was all that it was fit for! :eek:

Also check the comments section on that link.... sure to raise a few smiles :biggrin1:
I remember that awful tracing paper stuff. Used to rip ur arse to shreds. :redface:
 

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Can anyone (Especially in the UK) remember this dire stuff?.....

Izal Medicated Strong Toilet Paper - Household Products with reviews and price comparison at dooyoo.co.uk

Often found in the UK schools system and public toilets back in the day, I know from experience the Maths dept often used to borrow the stuff as tracing paper..... it was all that it was fit for! :eek:

Also check the comments section on that link.... sure to raise a few smiles :biggrin1:

My word, that's the stuff I was remembering from my time in the UK. :sad: