Which toilet paper do you use

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by august86, May 4, 2011.

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Which toilet paper do you use?

  1. 1-ply: maybe I was born with it!

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. 2-ply: Surprisingly smooth!

    9 vote(s)
    56.3%
  3. 3-play: coz I'm worth it!

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  4. scented: yes, I can!

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  5. Whatever's on special/promotion: coz i'm "thrifty" like that!

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  1. august86

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    Well, toilet paper is something that we use for many purposes, which could include:

    • the obvious
    • wiping up a spill on your floor/desk/etc
    • blowing your nose
    • drying your eyes after a break-up or receiving bad news
    • using it as a napkin if your host is a cheapo
    • and for the creative, here are some more ideas lol and here too (hilarious)
    Talk about multi-purpose, ey.
    So tell me, which do you use, and why?
     
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    I buy whatever two-ply's on sale. It's really not one of my high priorities.
     
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    I use my hand or fallen leaves
     
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    Me too. I use Patchos' hand or fallen leaves, too. :smile:

    3-ply, or 4 if I'm feeling rich (or visiting my mum's house).

    1 and 2 ply are not worth it - they disintegrate and some types leave little bobbles of tissue in the vagina. Nasty!!

    NEVER put scented tp near your vagina if you love it. I bought some scented stuff by accident a while back, it's in the back of the cupboard for emergencies, like cleaning up dog puke or similar.
     
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    Good stuff, Costco brand is good too :)
     
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    Recycled.

    From paper I hope, not recycled toilet paper.
     
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    I buy the kind with 1000 sheets on the roll because I know it will last a while. Two ply doesn't do any better a job. And I do not extra perfume on me for crissake! Also, the best kinds are recycled and don't gum up the septic like that shiny European stuff.
     
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    We have some really good toilet paper in Serbia! 2-ply here is just fab!
    But, I have to be honest, I only feel clean after taking a shower! so I usually do my 'work' in the morning, take a shower, and I`m ready to go;)
     
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    Did you buy the scented stuff in France? I've made that mistake before. It's an instant itch for my lady bits.
     
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    Well, I live here and not really close enough to any boarder that I can buy my TP in another country, so yeah.

    Doesn't make me itch, I just know extra chemicals and vaginas do not mix well.

    PS - what is wrong with the word 'vagina'? - Why be coy and say 'lady bits'?
     
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    Whatever is on sale.:redface:
     
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    I just hate extra perfume in anything. But if you go into the terminology of it, I never put paper in my vagina. I only use it on my urethra and labia and rectum. The vagina is too interior an area for wiping.
     
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    Coy? More a description of the general vicinity of the tp irritation as it wasn't specific to the vagina.
     
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    Corn cobs are economical and very efficient.
     
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    Max everyone can't be quite as rustic as you:tongue:
     
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    I use recycled toilet roll. ;)
     
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    I remember that awful tracing paper stuff. Used to rip ur arse to shreds. :redface:
     
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    My word, that's the stuff I was remembering from my time in the UK. :sad:
     
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