Which Way Do You Dress?

[marriedasian]

I have no idea, life is too short ; and I am wayy to busy to check / care where ,my penis sits in my shorts

+1

 

[twoton]

I have no idea, life is too short ; and I am wayy to busy to check / care where ,my penis sits in my shorts

Mine sits wherever it damn well pleases and I know better than to argue with it.

 

[WadWorshipper]

To my right.

 

[Lance V]

Left for me. Very interesting thread.

I think it would be an interesting experiment for everyone to switch hit and see how it feels. I might give it a go and see if he cooperates.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

My johnson normally is draped straight down and sometimes straight up if I'm sitting down. but since it has a natural, somewhat moderate curve to the left, then much like one's heart, more of it would fall to that side.

 

[Guest3636363]

Both but mostly to the left

 

[dongalong]

Down my left leg, usually next to my wallet which creates some space and disguises my bulge.

 

[NudeDude71]

Left

 

[MrTMT]

I'm right handed and my cock just naturally hang to the left. Which perfectly lined up when I'm unzip to pee.

 

[chrisrobin]

the side nearest the window.

 

[english8x6]

To the right

 

[18wheeler]

Mine doesn’t hang.

 

[Ohio419]

Always to the left

 

[P.J.9]

I feel more comfortable with my equipment going down the left side

 

[wizard1]

Always reminds me of SNL and the Samurai taylor skit

 

[Sweetcheeksmosd]

To the right. Although I usually lube the head and shaft of my cock with Albolene and then pull the remains of my foreskin over the coronal ridge. By wearing tight briefs I am able to keep my foreskin covering part of the head of my cock. I am now able to to have foreskin coverage the biggest part of the day. Using the lube seems to prevent my foreskin from rolling back behind the coronal ridge.

 

[aliuel]

Mine doesn’t hang.

Yes! I am anywhere from 0.5 to 2 inches soft, so there genuinely isn’t enough there to do anything except point straight out. Must be an odd experience to actually think about this kind of thing when dressing.

 

[njfellow2002]

my cock is completing inside my briefs at all times. When I pee, I pull the beliefs aside from the left, so I'd say I'm a leftie...LOL

 

[18wheeler]

Yes! I am anywhere from 0.5 to 2 inches soft, so there genuinely isn’t enough there to do anything except point straight out. Must be an odd experience to actually think about this kind of thing when dressing.

Hahaha. Right?!? I only wish!! Even when I lost a LOT of weight. I didn’t hang. I’ve been small flaccid. I’m about 5-5.25” hard, never measured flaccid, it it’s small. Oh well. Less to think about.

 

[Thonglovingmate]

To the left to the left, every inch I own in my thong to the left