Nick8 writes:
Oh, my. We've got a case of the Sober Seriousies today, haven't we?
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That royal "we" is elitist, Nick - and not in keeping with the blue collar, frugal, everyman quality that the world is hungering for at this present juncture.
Also: all Oscar Wilde style epigrams and bon mots should be tempered or placed on hold for the near future - at least until the world economies strengthen - as such wit seems decadent, frivolous, and unbearably highbrow to the average working joe trying to eek out a living in these tough economic times.
Non-elitist Budweiser, boxed wine - domestic fare with a broad appeal - seems the best way to go. Also, trendy, highbrow, imported, aged cheeses give off a stench of snobbery. Stick with whatever you can pick up and throw in the basket at your local Trader Joes.