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I didnt believe this report I just saw on a news site, but it actually happened.
"A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and
crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from
his car unconscious, half naked, and
"with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.
The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen
in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred.
Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters:
"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving:
it is a matter of investigation.
After the accident he was found lying in the seat,
his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."
Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen
anything like this, nor have my colleagues."
The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries",
the report concludes."
Living proof ladies and gents that wearing a pump does protect your dick in an accident whilst driving lol.
"A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and
crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from
his car unconscious, half naked, and
"with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.
The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen
in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred.
Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters:
"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving:
it is a matter of investigation.
After the accident he was found lying in the seat,
his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."
Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen
anything like this, nor have my colleagues."
The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries",
the report concludes."
Living proof ladies and gents that wearing a pump does protect your dick in an accident whilst driving lol.