I didnt believe this report I just saw on a news site, but it actually happened. "A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports. The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters: "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis." Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues." The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes." Living proof ladies and gents that wearing a pump does protect your dick in an accident whilst driving lol.