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When my wife invites her girlfriends over the for a soak (we have a hot tub) and drinks, the conversation, more often than not, veers towards sex. The topic of circumcision almost always comes up. My wife, being Jewish, hates uncut cocks and makes no bones about it. All her friends seem to agree. Anyway, the girl almost always turns to me and asks if I'm cut. At this point I get up, unzip my pants and just whip it out and reply, "Yup, I guess so."
I've gotten a lot of laughs from this except the last one. She gave me a scolding that I was a little bit embarassed about, but it was a cajoling type of scolding. By the way, my wife is ok with my childish behavior.
On one occasion the humor got raunchy enough I felt comfortable taking out (and properly displaying) my most favorite book, "Penis Pokey". Now, that is a fun book.
Deep down I am an exhibitionist and try very hard to keep it somewhat appropriate. Anyone else have any ideas/anecdotes they'd care to share?
I've gotten a lot of laughs from this except the last one. She gave me a scolding that I was a little bit embarassed about, but it was a cajoling type of scolding. By the way, my wife is ok with my childish behavior.
On one occasion the humor got raunchy enough I felt comfortable taking out (and properly displaying) my most favorite book, "Penis Pokey". Now, that is a fun book.
Deep down I am an exhibitionist and try very hard to keep it somewhat appropriate. Anyone else have any ideas/anecdotes they'd care to share?