Then keep him in your pants before he starts snailing out again :tongue:
If I ever visited Thailand, I'd find something else to do because the threat of disease scares the hell out of me. BBC's Top Gear sent their boys on a challenge to travel the length of Vietnam, and it looks like it would be fascinating. I know that Thailand isn't Vietnam, but at least they're next to each other --
Part 1 of 8 (yes, it's a long episode, but worth it):
YouTube - Top Gear Vietnam Special 2009 1/8 With Vietnamese Sub