Ain't the internet, specifically LPSG, grand? You meet so many wonderful people who'd make great neighbors and friends IRL. But what if the veneer of cyberspace were lifted for a short time and you could see exactly who's behind those fingers on the keyboards? Would you actually find that everybody's been 100% honest about him/herself? No way. Again, if that internet lid were raised just a slit, so you could peek inside for a fleeting moment, would you find.... Doc Rock is actually a little old blue haired widow with 6 canaries and a chihuahua. Mme. Zora is really a Mother Superior at a silent convent in the alps. Chimera is one of Jesse Jackson's top aides. jonb is actually Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger. DoubleMeatWhopper is really a Columbian drug lord currently a guest at Attica. Pecker is Dick Cheney, whereabouts unknown. Whaddaya think? Am I on to something? Take a quick peek and let us know what you find!