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Ain't the internet, specifically LPSG, grand? You meet so many wonderful people who'd make great neighbors and friends IRL.

But what if the veneer of cyberspace were lifted for a short time and you could see exactly who's behind those fingers on the keyboards? Would you actually find that everybody's been 100% honest about him/herself?

No way.

Again, if that internet lid were raised just a slit, so you could peek inside for a fleeting moment, would you find....

Doc Rock is actually a little old blue haired widow with 6 canaries and a chihuahua.
Mme. Zora is really a Mother Superior at a silent convent in the alps.
Chimera is one of Jesse Jackson's top aides.
jonb is actually Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger.
DoubleMeatWhopper is really a Columbian drug lord currently a guest at Attica.
Pecker is Dick Cheney, whereabouts unknown.

Whaddaya think? Am I on to something?

Take a quick peek and let us know what you find!
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Sep 6 2005, 12:17 PM
...what if the veneer of cyberspace were lifted for a short time and you could see exactly who's behind those fingers on the keyboards? Would you actually find that everybody's been 100% honest about him/herself?

No way.

Again, if that internet lid were raised just a slit, so you could peek inside for a fleeting moment, would you find....

Pecker is Dick Cheney, whereabouts unknown.

Whaddaya think? Am I on to something?

Take a quick peek and let us know what you find!
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You mean to tell me you aren't the sweet, sensitive charming and absurdly sexy man you've claimed to be? Oh, now that hurts ;(

As for me it turns out I am actually merely a figment of Rush Limbaugh's drug hazed imagination and a resident of King of Prussia, Pennsylvania (only because I like the name). Honesty and coverups exist and for that I am truly grateful, if not also slightly paranoid.
 

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Pecker your sense of humor is too finely honed for you to be Dick Cheney. But your theory has merit.

I'll let you in on a secret...

Personally, I got tired of being Princess, after the coup I became Queen. Life is good, because according to Peter Jennings, "The Queen bows to no one!"
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Sep 6 2005, 08:17 PM

Mme. Zora is really a Mother Superior at a silent convent in the alps.

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hehe, then singing with julie andrews "the hills are alive" in the hills...
 

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Originally posted by Dr Rock@Sep 6 2005, 03:29 PM
why am i always at the head of these lists
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:grouphug: Doc Rock!

You're everybody's favorite cuddly curmudgeoon, Doc.
 

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FUCK !!!
2290 (before this one) posts AND I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHITTY LIST !!!
Crap.
Who didn't I piss off enough to get named?
Pecker...you're a big pink dick.
That help my status?
 

Pecker

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Kink, I had to leave some names for the others, but we might find that you're actually a nearsighted proctologist with a lisp.
 

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Pecker, if you're really Al Gore (I always thought Tipper was kinda cute, but definitely not First Lady material), your dick may be even bigger than you've led us to believe. Gore is huge, as has been well-documented. I voted for him partly because of all the photo ops that would have come his way had he been president. Still a cute man (but you are, too, big guy!) :yourock:
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Sep 6 2005, 07:29 PM
Kink, I had to leave some names for the others, but we might find that you're actually a nearsighted proctologist with a lisp.
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I do not have a lithp. And I'm farsighted. So there. And you are still a big pink dick.