Who are you jealous of?

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I know I'm supposed to act all "secure" and pretend like I don't envy some other guys. But this is the real world, and I think at the very least I should get some credit for admitting to insecurity. :cool:

Are you jealous of anyone on this forum? I will admit that I am. It's so odd, but part of me just feels emasculated to see other guys have bigger dicks. It's like, "What did they do to deserve that?" Not that I don't think they should have these big dicks. Not that I want to deprive them of their big dicks. Just that I feel like less of a man to see them having bigger dicks than me. Again -- at least give me credit for being honest!

I am somewhere in between "burning jealousy" and "man crush" on the following guys:

http://www.lpsg.org/members/bigboy_10.html

http://www.lpsg.org/members/sexyben_with_a_10.html

http://www.lpsg.org/members/artful-dodger.html

http://www.lpsg.org/members/bigthicktony09.html

http://www.lpsg.org/members/jrobinsonpimp.html

And of course the father-of-all-men-I'm-jealous-of:

http://www.lpsg.org/members/quercusone.html

I don't mean to make any of these guys feel uncomfortable or put them on the spot, okay? This is actually sort of a compliment to these guys. At least give me credit for having integrity and admitting to this. I know all the touchy feely slogans that size doesn't matter and you should be happy with what you have. At some level, that's true. But at some other level it's true that I wish I had a few more inches, a little more thickness, and that I get jealous when I see other guys who have more....
 
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You know, this DID feel like a familiar theme. Boy, do you keep track of me.

It's similar, but different.

I don't know. I'm a mess. I know it. Thanks for keeping up.

I'm kind of jealous of you too, you cute little thing. I'd like to see you fuck a woman. Probably ain't gonna happen though.
 

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I'm very jealous of the well endowed guys on this forum. Although I actually would like to deprive them of their big dicks! :tongue:

Maybe instead of redistributing wealth, Obama should work on redistributing penis size...
 

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I get jealous of guys who have the complete package look wise and physical wise. You know what I mean - the guy with the six pack, bubble butt, big dick and balls and the overall looks of a guy you would pick on the cover of a high end gay porn dvd or Mens Health cover than your average bloke.
 

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I posted this in another thread today...seems to apply here as well!
QUOTE=nudeyorker;1830190]Real life is not a big dick contest...If it is the only way you define yourself you need to get out in the world and develop a greater sense of self worth and identity. Try doing some volunteer work helping people who do not have all of the advantages you have that you seem to be taking for granted.[/QUOTE]
 

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I'm very jealous of the well endowed guys on this forum. Although I actually would like to deprive them of their big dicks! :tongue:

Maybe instead of redistributing wealth, Obama should work on redistributing penis size...


Doesn't it just kill you? lol :mad:

And I know these big guys want to be all altruistic and pretend like they don't think they're more of a man than us for having bigger dicks -- but you know they do. lol :biggrin1:
 

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I posted this in another thread today...seems to apply here as well!
QUOTE=nudeyorker;1830190]Real life is not a big dick contest...If it is the only way you define yourself you need to get out in the world and develop a greater sense of self worth and identity. Try doing some volunteer work helping people who do not have all of the advantages you have that you seem to be taking for granted.
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Yes, I know real life isn't a big dick contest. But on a forum devoted to the topic of having a big dick ("Large Penis Support Group") and in a folder devoted to the topic of jealousy ("Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy"), it seems pretty on-topic. It's not like I posted this at the United Nation's Forum for Discussion of International Terrorism.
 

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I get jealous of guys who have the complete package look wise and physical wise. You know what I mean - the guy with the six pack, bubble butt, big dick and balls and the overall looks of a guy you would pick on the cover of a high end gay porn dvd or Mens Health cover than your average bloke.

That would be Big Thick Tony:

http://www.lpsg.org/members/bigthicktony09.html

Oh, this guy burns me like no other guy on this forum. :mad: And he's just so in love with himself as well. (Just like I'd be in love with myself if I looked like him. :tongue: )
 

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Yes, I know real life isn't a big dick contest. But on a forum devoted to the topic of having a big dick ("Large Penis Support Group") and in a folder devoted to the topic of jealousy ("Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy"), it seems pretty on-topic. It's not like I posted this at the United Nation's Forum for Discussion of International Terrorism.[/QUOTE]

Well you sure proved me wrong...keep feeling inadequate then!
 

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Well you sure proved me wrong...keep feeling inadequate then!

Look, it would just be nice to have a big cool dick. A big thick, cool looking, interesting dick. What's so weird about that? Overall, I'm a good person and I like myself. But it's just sort of like I would like a bigger dick, okay? :confused:
 

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Look, it would just be nice to have a big cool dick. A big thick, cool looking, interesting dick. What's so weird about that? Overall, I'm a good person and I like myself. But it's just sort of like I would like a bigger dick, okay? :confused:

Ok...but for a great deal of my life that's all people saw and did not realize that there was an actual person with thoughts and feelings attached to it!
 

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Gee thanks Henry. Reminds self to not give henry a complement again.

Oh, God. I guess I'm just striking out all over the place tonight. I guess nuance just doesn't read on the Internet sometimes.... So here it is in plain English:

1. I was paying YOU a compliment, or at least trying to.
2. I think you're a cute guy.
3. When I said you are the gayest guy on the planet, I meant that as a compliment.
4. I'm not gay, but I think people should be happy to be what they are -- and you are gay and very happy about that, so it's all good, right?

That's all I was trying to say....
 

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Ok...but for a great deal of my life that's all people saw and did not realize that there was an actual person with thoughts and feelings attached to it!

See, this is probably why I shouldn't have even started this stupid thread. Sorry.

Yes, that's the weird flipside of it. Guys like me want more size, but guys with size get tired of being objectified. It's hard for me to understand. But my best friend has 10 inches and explained to me that he is very self-conscious about it because it has made him feel objectified. He ended up sleeping with people he didn't want to sleep with because he felt he had to live up to his reputation of having a big dick.
 

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See, this is probably why I shouldn't have even started this stupid thread. Sorry.

Yes, that's the weird flipside of it. Guys like me want more size, but guys with size get tired of being objectified. It's hard for me to understand. But my best friend has 10 inches and explained to me that he is very self-conscious about it because it has made him feel objectified. He ended up sleeping with people he didn't want to sleep with because he felt he had to live up to his reputation of having a big dick.

Well Henry...in the cold grey light of dawn we are what we are and we have what we have. I was not trying to put you down but say wishing for something that can never be takes so much away from what you really are and if you can put all those feelings and energy into something that matters at the end of the day; than you will have done something important!...I looked at your gallery and you are fabulous in a way that you may not know right now...I wish I had red hair!